Wings

1990s tv sitcom

Wings tv sitcom quotes

Two brothers, hard working Joe and fun loving Brian, are running small airline on Nuntacket Island struggling to keep their business open.





Wings quotes


Lowell Mather:
[singing] I’ll be Joan for Christmas...
Roy Biggins:
Why is it whenever he’s around I hear dueling banjos?
Fay Cochran:
George used to sing that song to me.
Brian Hackett:
There are words to that song? I thought it was just banjos.




Roy Biggins:
Once you’ve been with Roy Biggins, you don’t want another man!
Antonio Scarpacci:
Sounds about right.




Helen Chapel:
[about her date with Lowell] ...then he kissed my hand.
Brian Hackett:
Where was your hand?
Joe Hackett:
Wow, check please!
Brian Hackett:
Yeah, like you haven’t thought about the same thing...




Roy Biggins:
[about his ex-wife] So what you’re saying is, she’s not interested in me, that I don’t mean anything to her. She just wants to get me into bed and use me like some cheap piece of meat?
Brian Hackett:
Exactly.
Roy Biggins:
I can live with that!




Joe Hackett:
What have we got that’s worth fifteen thousand dollars?
Brian Hackett:
You are sitting on it.
Joe Hackett:
I am NOT going in that line of work.
Brian Hackett:
I’m talking about taking out a mortgage on the house, and DON’T flatter yourself.




Brian Hackett:
It says here, fifteen percent of the American public would rather watch television than have sex.
Roy Biggins:
Fifteen perc... Yeah, yeah, I buy that, yeah. You know, maybe you’re... you’re too tired, or she’s too... what’s a nice way to put this? Ugly.
Brian Hackett:
The words "too tired" aren’t in my vocabulary, and frankly, Roy, I don’t think the words "too ugly" should be in yours.




Roy Biggins:
If you ll excuse me, I’ve got to get ready for the big night.
Alex Lambert:
Oh, that right, you’re about to romance a woman. You’ll want to shower, shave, buy chloroform...




Roy Biggins:
I’m going to teach that kid everything I know.
Helen Chapel:
What’s he going to do the second half of the day?







Seasons of Wings

1990 Season 1
1991 Season 2
1991 Season 3
1992 Season 4
1993 Season 5
1994 Season 6
1995 Season 7
1996 Season 8

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