Two brothers, hard working Joe and fun loving Brian, are running small airline on Nuntacket Island struggling to keep their business open.
1 | Burnin’ Down the House, part 1 |
| Joe and Helen return from their honeymoon in Jamaica to discover that their house burned down. Joe tries to find the root cause, but when he learns it was Brian’s negligence due to an unextinguished cigar while having sex with Casey, he fires Brian from Sandpiper and orders him out of his life. |
2 | Burnin’ Down the House, part 2 |
| While digging through the remains of Helen’s home, Brian discovers the old suitcase their father left them and tries to use it to make up with Joe. Joe is recalcitrant, until he is visited by the ghost of his father, who uses reverse psychology to make peace with Brian. Helen has her own method of revenge on Casey and Antonio exacts his revenge on Casey and Brian. |
3 | Death Becomes Him |
| Joe and Brian are chartered to fly to Miami, where the richest man in Nantucket passed away, and the two enjoy a night of partying. But when a buzzed Joe picks up the wrong dead body to deliver to a funeral, he must become the replacement corpse. |
4 | The Person Formerly Known as Lowell |
| When Lowell witnesses a mob hit, he must decide whether or not to enter the Witness Protection Program, struggling with the issue of leaving his friends behind forever versus letting a guilty man run free and hurt again should Lowell not testify in court. |
5 | Hooker, Line, and Sinker |
| Joe and Brian set Antonio up with a great girl not knowing she’s a hooker. |
6 | She’s Gotta Have It |
| Helen goes on a wild shopping spree with her insurance check. |
7 | So Long, Frank Lloyd Wrong |
| Joe and Helen hire a famous contractor to build their new home. |
8 | When a Man Loves a Donut |
| Brian feels left out now that Joe’s married, so he starts to overeat. Casey applying for a job and Antonio buying a vaulable (and painful) pair of shoes. |
9 | The Big Sleep |
| After fighting with Helen over the plans for the new house, Joe dreams that he and Helen are in a plane crash. |
10 | Twas the Heist Before Christmas |
| Joe and Helen throw a Christmas party that everyone wants to leave. |
11 | Honey, We Broke the Kid |
| When babysitting the daughter of a friend of theirs, Joe and Helen each have their own way of parenting. |
12 | B.S. I Love You |
| Joe and Brian reunite with whom they think is their grandpa, but is actually an old roommate of their dad’s from the mental hospital. Antonio breaks a chain letter and bad fortune follows. |
13 | Sons and Lovers |
| For Leap Year baby Roy’s 12th birthday party, his son R.J. comes back to the island with his new boyfriend. |
14 | Bye, George |
| Fay plans to marry a man she met on a cruise, until she finds out his real first name. Joe gets a cold after playing football. |
15 | The Team Player |
| When Antonio runs the ticket desk for Joe and Brian, a star from the Boston Bruins misses his flight due to being late. Even though the guy’s a jerk, Antonio must apologize to him. |
16 | Love at First Flight |
| Brian falls in love with a woman who’s just about to get married. Roy acts like he is going out with Edna so that Antonio falls back in love with Edna. |
17 | Lynch Party |
| Helen realizes she never broke off her engagement to Davis Lynch, and tries to do so behind Joe’s back. |
18 | One Flew Over the Cooper’s Nest |
| Sandy Cooper is back in town and Joe tries, yet again, to prove to Helen just how nuts she is. But it is he who ends up in the psychologist’s chair. Roy, Fay, Antonio and Casey fear that the tuna they had for lunch may be tainted. |
19 | Driving Mr. DeCarlo |
| Antonio starts driving around a man everyone thinks is connected to the mob. |
20 | A Tale of Two Sister Cities |
| Brian goes out with the princess of Kiranon, the city that Casey’s trying to merge with Nantucket. Joe becomes increasingly jealous over men giving Helen attention. |
21 | What About Larry? |
| Joe and Helen’s new contractor ends’s up crashing at their place because his wife leaves him. |
22 | The Lady Vanishes |
| Antonio goes on a quest looking for this woman he met in the terminal. |
23 | Life Could Be a Dream |
| When the gang opens up a time capsule they buried 20 years ago, they imagine what their lives would’ve been like. |
24 | The Lyin’ King |
| Joe feels awful about lying to Helen about going to help out at an old age home, when he’s actually going to see an old girlfriend at a strip club. |
25 | Love Overboard |
| Casey’s ex-husband Stuart shows up and hides the fact that he’s rich. Roy teaches Antonio how to dance. |
26 | Grouses, Houses, and Bickering Spouses |
| When celebrating their departure from living in the same house as Brian and Casey, Joe and Helen accidentally burn Brian’s house down. |