Becker

1990s tv sitcom

Becker tv sitcom quotes
Becker tv sitcom quotes
Becker tv sitcom quotes
Becker tv sitcom quotes
Becker tv sitcom quotes

John Becker is brilliant doctor, who runs a small practice in Bronx and has just one flaw - he hates people. Not all of them, just those stupid, ignorant, those wasting his time, those taking his parking space, those who do not agree with him... Well, the list is long.





Becker quotes


Reggie Kostas:
Doesn’t what she did piss you off?
John Becker:
Yeah, it just doesn’t surprise me because I happen to feel that most people are cruel, small-minded and shallow.
Reggie Kostas:
Oh, come on, Becker, if I believed that then I’d have to believe that the entire world just sucks.
John Becker:
Thank you! That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you every single morning for the past two years!




Bob:
[to Jake] You’re blind! You can’t even enjoy the best parts of sex! You can’t see the mirror over the bed, you can’t adjust the camcorder... you can’t even see your friends cheering you on!




Bob:
[to Linda] I think we have a lot in common. I’m not wearing a bra either.
Jake Malinak:
[turns in Linda’s direction] Please tell me he’s talking to you!




John Becker:
The world is full of idiots, and someone needs to point it out to them or they will never know.




Margaret:
I don’t like to lie. It’s wrong.
John Becker:
Says who?
Margaret:
The Lord!
John Becker:
The Lord? Margaret, this is the Bronx. Believe me, he’s not here.




John Becker:
[about insurance fraud] That’s the problem with the world, everybody says "everybody does it", so everybody does it! Well, I don’t!
Bob:
Yeah, yeah, save it for the tourists!




John Becker:
Why do women always scream when they’re surprised? Can’t you just clutch your heart and drop dead like a man?




John Becker:
Oh great, no cigarettes, the perfect cherry on this crap sundae of a morning. Give a pack, while ya?
Jake Malinak:
Just quit John, it’s taking years off your life!
John Becker:
Yeah, but just those crusty old fart years when you walk around bitching at the world.
Jake Malinak:
As opposed to this whole high on life Gandhi-thing you’ve got going on now?




Boyd Crossman:
Larry is god’s first name.
John Becker:
Mr. Crossman, when you paint, you keep the windows open, right?
Boyd Crossman:
Oh, sure, Larry is kind of a stickler about that.
John Becker:
What about drugs? Are on any narcotics or hallucinogens?
Boyd Crossman:
No, but if you think it would help...
John Becker:
Let me ask you something, have you ever seen a psychiatrist?
Boyd Crossman:
It’s hard to say. It’s not like they walk around with big signs above their heads...
John Becker:
No, no, they don’t that’s true... I happen to know one and I’m gonna give him a call. I think it would be very helpful for you to talk to him.
Boyd Crossman:
Well, I do what I can, but frankly I have problems of my own...







Seasons of Becker

1998 Season 1
1999 Season 2
2000 Season 3
2001 Season 4
2002 Season 5
2003 Season 6


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