30 Rock

Liz Lemon:
Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack Donaghy:
It’s after 6! What am I, a farmer?

Liz Lemon:
Hey, Frank! What do guys like?
Frank Rossitano:
Porn.
Liz Lemon:
No, I mean if you are gonna go on a date with a woman, how would you want her to act?
Frank Rossitano:
Like she is in porn.

Jack Donaghy:
Couldn’t you just inject something right into his heart?
Dr. Leo Spaceman:
I’d love to, but we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different.

Jack Donaghy:
Lemon, I’m impressed! You beginning to think like a businessman.
Liz Lemon:
Businesswoman!
Jack Donaghy:
I don’t think that’s a word...