Alex Rieger:
Jim, when I said you were a flake, I meant you’d done some weird things.
Jim Ignatowski:
Name one.
Alex Rieger:
You lived in a condemned building for five years.
Jim Ignatowski:
You’re confusing flakiness with style!
Alex Rieger:
You kept a horse named Gary in your bedroom.
Jim Ignatowski:
Not everyone has a guest room, Alex.
Monica Banta:
You must be Louie.
Louie De Palma:
How did you know my name?
Monica Banta:
I only had three people described to me. One was smart, one was good-looking, and one was you.
Louie De Palma:
[Ignatowski brought a horse into garage] Get that ugly, flea-ridden, stinking animal out of my garage! And tell him to take his horse with him!
Jim Ignatowski:
You know, you really need to clean up those bathrooms.
Alex Rieger:
You just came from the kitchen.
Jim Ignatowski:
Thank God.
Bobby Wheeler:
[helping Jim fill out an application] Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Jim Ignatowski:
Now that’s a tough choice...
Louie De Palma:
[looking at coin Latka gave him] What’s this?
Latka Gravas:
It’s a kebble.
Louie De Palma:
What’s a kebble?
Latka Gravas:
110 kebble make a lithnitch.
Louie De Palma:
What’s a lithnich?
Latka Gravas:
270 lithnich make a matta.
Louie De Palma:
What’s a matta?
Latka Gravas:
I don’t know, what’s the matter with you?
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