Spin City

Stuart Bondek:
Hey Mike. I’m free. Why don’t you let me look after the Mayor’s daughter?
Mike Flaherty:
The same reason they don’t give guns to monkeys.

Mike Flaherty:
Why don’t you like me anymore?
Nikki Faber:
I don’t want to talk to you about this. You’re just going to confuse me. You’re too charming, you’re too smart, you’re too clever.
Mike Flaherty:
I can change.

Paul Lassiter:
I can’t seem to get Claudia pregnant. Every night she’s on my back riding me.
Mike Flaherty:
I think I’ve zeroed in on your problem.