Neville Sutcliffe:
I decided to scrap my nuptials.
Wilf:
That sounds very painful...
Neville Sutcliffe:
My marriage nuptials.
Wilf:
Scrap the marriage? You can’t do that!
Neville Sutcliffe:
I can! Do you know what people gey up to when they get married?
Wilf:
I have a rough idea.
Neville Sutcliffe:
{points at book "Sex and marriage"} I’ve just been reading about it in this book and it put me right off.
Wilf:
Oh, don’t let that worry you.
Neville Sutcliffe:
I wouldn’t mind, I’m only up to page 3!
Dorothy Sutcliffe:
Shall I let you into a secret? I’m not wearing a bra!
Neville Sutcliffe:
I would never have known. Shall I let you into a secret? Neither am I!
Wilf:
It’s a nice day for it...
Neville Sutcliffe:
Well, I hope you get it!
Wilf:
I meant for driving a car.
driving instructor:
[filling the form] Surname?
Neville Sutcliffe:
Sutcliffe. My sister has been teaching me to drive.
driving instructor:
Christian name?
Neville Sutcliffe:
Dorothy.
driving instructor:
Dorothy? [chuckles] I must say I should hate to be stuck with name like Dorothy...
Neville Sutcliffe:
So would I.
driving instructor:
Is your name Dorothy?
Neville Sutcliffe:
No, that’s my sister.
driving instructor:
[crumples the form]
Neville Sutcliffe:
Well, I say my sister, but she is not really my sister, she is my half-sister. My father married twice.
driving instructor:
I want the Christian name.
Neville Sutcliffe:
Herbert.
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