Less Than Perfect

Lydia Weston:
We need to have a beautiful, intimate, one-of-a-kind first date story that will make other women say, "God, I hate her."
Jeb Denton:
You really think you need a story for that?

Kipp Steadman:
Hey Claude, could you not walk so close to me? People might think we’re friends.
Claude Casey:
No, Kipp, no. Nobody thinks you have friends.

Lydia Weston:
Wait, Kipp, what if this really is our last moment alive?
Kipp Steadman:
Then I should take some stuff off my computer.