Lab Rats

Alex Beenyman:
You know, in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is a king. Well, in the kingdom of the blind, the man who says he has one eye is a king. Who’s gonna know?

Alex Beenyman:
[about protesters] What am I gonna say to them? They are not gonna be happy.
Brian Lalumaca:
Protesters like not being happy.
John Mycroft:
Really?
Brian Lalumaca:
Nothing makes them happier.
Cara McIlvenny:
They must hate that.
Brian Lalumaca:
Oh, absolutely.
John Mycroft:
So... they must love that.
Brian Lalumaca:
Oh, absolutely.
Cara McIlvenny:
Well, it’s a win-win situation, innit?
Brian Lalumaca:
Yup.
John Mycroft:
So they’ve lost whatever happens.
Brian Lalumaca:
Exactly.
John Mycroft:
Lucky bastards!
Alex Beenyman:
God, it’s like being in a room full of my gran.