Sean Finnerty:
[finds a box belonging to Eddie] Is it illegal?
Eddie Finnerty:
Not everywhere.
Sean Finnerty:
Will it explode and kill us all?
Eddie Finnerty:
I can personally guarantee that it will not.
Sean Finnerty:
[shakes the box]
Eddie Finnerty:
That’s not smart.
Sean Finnerty:
[about his daughter] Only three more years...
Claudia Finnerty:
’Till she goes off to college?
Sean Finnerty:
Nope. ’Till she can be tried as an adult.
Lily Finnerty:
I really am a bad big sister. I’m selfish, I’m needy, I’m a bad listener...
Jimmy Finnerty:
Well...
Lily Finnerty:
[interrupts him angrily] Let me finish!
Claudia Finnerty:
You torpedoed Lily on her driving test!
Sean Finnerty:
I torpedoed her out of love!
Lily Finnerty:
[coming up behind him] You torpedoed me?!
Sean Finnerty:
No, I didn’t, your mother misspoke.
Lily Finnerty:
[screams and storms inside the house]
Sean Finnerty:
[to Claudia] Is that what you want behind the wheel of a car?
Henry Finnerty:
What does porno mean?
Sean Finnerty:
It means bad Henry, very bad.
Henry Finnerty:
If uncle Eddie can’t come to my birthday, then that’s going to be porno.
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