Sean and Claudia Finnerty got married pretty young, due to unexpected pregnancy. Now, three kids later, they still struggle to cope with everyday problems.
1 | We Didn’t Start the Fire |
| Claudia learns the results of her pregnancy test and Sean celebrates the news with a major purchase: a bar that Eddie plans to burn down for the insurance money. While Lily and Brad get liquored-up, Henry develops a craving for a different kind of watering-hole delicacy. |
2 | Mustang Lily |
| Grandpa Tony gives Lily a car and Sean loses it in a street race, nearly blowing his shot at snagging a loan from Tony. Meanwhile, Henry and Jimmy put the squeeze on Grandpa Tony for hefty Tooth Fairy funds. |
3 | Cat Scratch Fever (The Bitch Is Back) |
| Sean hires his high-school fantasy girl as the bartender, and she and Claudia clash (again). At a concert, Lily tells Dean she loves him and can’t hear his response. |
4 | Drive Me Crazy |
| Lily has failed her behind-the-wheel test for the second time, but this time it is because Sean has sabotaged her by teaching her ridiculous driving tips. Meanwhile, in her efforts to keep her sons from playing a violent video game condemned by Sister Helen, Claudia gets addicted to it herself. |
5 | Just Like a Woman |
| The boys mock Sean when he can’t get the lugnuts off the car and Claudia must attract a trucker’s attention to change the flat tire while Sean sits in drag in the backseat. Eddie holds a garage sale at Sean’s house, featuring hot merchandise and Sean’s possessions, and welcomes the kids to partake. |
6 | Henry’s Been Working for the Drug Squad |
| Following his school’s drug-awareness day, Henry goes overboard with thinking his family is on drugs. When he finds a suspicious plant growing in the yard, he stages an intervention for his dad. |
7 | Cuts Like a Knife |
| Sean has a hard time fighting off an amorous Claudia after lying to her that he’s undergone a vasectomy; Brad pays Lily to tutor him in a subject at which he already excels, just to spend time with her. |
8 | Who Are You? |
| Shocked to learn that Jimmy has been shoplifting, Sean and Claudia try to figure out his motivations for stealing. Lily agonizes over what to wear to dinner with Dean’s parents. Henry brings home his class’ pet lizard. |
9 | Welcome to the Working Week (Take This Job and Shove It, Dad) |
| Lily goes on a shopping spree with her "emergency credit card," then has to pay the bill by getting a job at the bar. Meanwhile, Eddie fumes over a scathing review of the bar; Henry takes energy conservation to the extreme. |
10 | Claudia in Disguise with Glasses |
| Claudia wreaks havoc at a wedding reception after losing her glasses; Lily convinces Eddie to persuade Dean to get her the perfect birthday gift; Brad begins spending way too much time with Jimmy. |
11 | Tonight’s the Night |
| It’s Lily’s 16th birthday and she’s ready to have sex with Dean. During the party held at the bar, Claudia, Sean, Henry, and Jimmy have to leave. When they return home, Claudia catches Lily outside her room after having lost her virginity to an unexpected partner. |
12 | Oh, What a Knight |
| Sean joins the Knights of Hibernia in order for Lily to compete in their beauty pageant. |
13 | Part Time Lover |
| When the dump closes, Walt finds himself with an abundance of free time and begins hanging around the house, much to the dismay of Lily, who finds it increasingly hard to get alone-time with Brad. So she schemes to get him a date online... |
