Dad’s Army

George Mainwaring:
[when the improvised weapon made of bathtub fell into the water with Walker inside and begun to sink] Quick Walker - put the plug in!!!

George Mainwaring:
[when Jones volunteered to be thrown over the fence] That’s the spirit! I like to see some guts!
Arthur Wilson:
And you probably will...

George Mainwaring:
[pointing at rude word written on the back of church organs] Do you see this word, corporal?
Jack Jones:
Yes, sir.
George Mainwaring:
Have you done that?
Jack Jones:
You mean recently sir?
George Mainwaring:
No! I mean did you wrote this?