Corner Gas

2000s Canadian tv sitcom

Corner Gas tv sitcom quotes
Corner Gas tv sitcom quotes
Corner Gas tv sitcom quotes
Corner Gas tv sitcom quotes
Corner Gas tv sitcom quotes

The life (or lack of such) that surrounds the gas station in fictional town Dog River, Saskatchewan, Canada. Attractive newcomer Lacey Burrows opens a diner and has to adapt to very slow and very quiet surroundings.





Corner Gas quotes


Lacey Burrows:
Karen, I’m glad you’re here. Look, we need to talk about the book club.
Karen Pelly:
I thought the first rule of book club was, you don’t talk about book club.
Lacey Burrows:
That’s fight club.
Karen Pelly:
How do you know about fight club?




Karen Pelly:
How stupid are you? You can’t just fire your gun off willy-nilly!
Davis Quinton:
It wasn’t willy-nilly, it was at crows.




Brent Leroy:
I’m going bald, Hank. These things are like lemmings.
Hank Yarbo:
Lemmings go bald?
Lacey Burrows:
Lemmings follow each other off cliffs and jump to their deaths.
Hank Yarbo:
Just ’cause they’re going bald?




Karen Pelly:
I can’t believe you’re sending me in without back-up.
Davis Quinton:
It’s just a fishing trip Karen.
Karen Pelly:
But it’s with Hank, twelve hours, killing fish.
Davis Quinton:
If it gets to you, you don’t have to kill him, just throw him into the lake.
Karen Pelly:
I wasn’t worried about the fish.
Davis Quinton:
I wasn’t talking about the fish.




Emma Leroy:
You gotta stop with this revenge.
Oscar Leroy:
This is not about revenge, this is about getting even!




Emma Leroy:
I’m going out to get plant food Oscar, do you need anything?
Oscar Leroy:
What are you getting plant food for?
Emma Leroy:
Because my tomatoes are pathetic and wrinkling. And when things are pathetic and wrinkly they need food. Eat your sandwich.







Seasons of Corner Gas

2004 Season 1
2004 Season 2
2005 Season 3
2006 Season 4
2007 Season 5
2008 Season 6


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