Are You Being Served?

Mr. Grainger:
[reffering to Mr. Humphries’ suit] Don’t worry if the sleeves are too long, you’ll find they’ll ride up with wear. [often used line to convince customers]
Mr. Humphries:
There’s no point lying to me, I work here!

Captain Peacock:
[ordering Mr. Humphries and Mr. Lucas to get dressed and pretend to be customers] Oh, and you don’t have to use your own clothes, you can pick up something from the stock. [pause] From the men’s stock Mr. Humphries.