’Allo ’Allo!

1980s British tv sitcom

’Allo ’Allo! tv sitcom quotes
’Allo ’Allo! tv sitcom quotes
’Allo ’Allo! tv sitcom quotes

During World War 2 French cafe owner Rene Artois reluctantly gets involved into Resistance affairs, which brings him nothing but the trouble. Not to mention his wife could any day find out about his affairs with the waitresses...





’Allo ’Allo! quotes


Captain Alberto Bertorelli:
Mussolini has given me a present for you, the Italian War Hero Medal.
General Erich von Klinkerhoffen:
Ah, the Italian War Hero Medal. I have never seen one of these...




Monsieur Alfonse:
Perhaps Madame Edith will make me the happiest man alive.
Rene Artois:
I thought you wanted to marry her...




Rene Artois:
I don’t know... Is it possible to just wound him?
Captain Hans Geering:
With a 22mm shell, "just wounding" may be difficult.




Lieutenant Hubert Gruber:
You notice I am walking very gingerly.
Rene Artois:
Do not tell me you have dynamite in your trousers.
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber:
You should not believe everything you hear, Rene.







Seasons of ’Allo ’Allo!

1984 Season 1
1985 Season 2
1986 Season 3
1987 Season 4
1988 Season 5
1989 Season 6
1991 Season 7
1992 Season 8
1992 Season 9


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