During World War 2 French cafe owner Rene Artois reluctantly gets involved into Resistance affairs, which brings him nothing but the trouble. Not to mention his wife could any day find out about his affairs with the waitresses...
General von Klinkerhoffen starts to run the garrison in his own way since the invasion of England is planned soon.
1 | A Quiet Honeymoon |
| General Von Flockenstuffen takes command of the district, while Fanny and LeClerc are placed in prison. |
2 | An Almighty Bang |
| General Von Klinkerhoffen manages to escape from the hospital and Von Flockenstuffen is blown up in Rene’s cafe. |
3 | Fleeing Monks |
| Rene is to be given a collaborator’s medal, but decides to try to escape to England instead. |
4 | Up the Crick Without a Piddle |
| Edith ends up with Rene in England, where they both meet Hans Geering working for British intelligence now. |
5 | The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic |
| The Resistance try to get the airmen back to England by using telegraph poles to make a raft. |
6 | The Spirit of Nouvion |
| The local paper runs a Spirit of Nouvion contest, while the Resistance break into Herr Flick’s safe. |
7 | Leg it to Spain! |
| The Resistance place the Airmen in wine barrels, which are promptly commandeered by the General. |
8 | Prior Engagements |
| The General suggests that Edith marry Captain Bertorelli, so a mixed marriage can be promoted in the local paper. |
9 | Soup and Sausage |
| In an attempt to rescue the Airmen from the sewer, Rene brings out his old ice-cream truck as a distraction. |
10 | Rene of the Gypsies |
| As the previous plan failed, the Resistance organise a Gypsy Carnival to pose as a distraction. |
11 | A Bun in the Oven |
| Yvette reveals that she is pregnant, while Helga removes one of the boobies from the painting to keep as a bargaining tool. |