Fictional General Assistance Department was created to help other ministries with often trivial problems. Incompetent civil servants that are running it get into trouble everytime they try to do their job. But most of the time they just try to look like they are doing any job.
This time Lennox-Brown and Lamb are sent to Venus... Well, conference about Venus.
The Conference Trick
Lennox-Brown and Lamb gets the job of representing Great Britain on conference which will divide the surface of planet Venus between the countries. They were chosen especially to fail, since Great Britain doesnít have funds for the colonization of Venus. Yet, they have failed to fail...
The Night We Crept into the Crypt
How Now, Brown Cow?
Lennox-Brown and Lamb are designated to transport a VIP to the important event. What they donít realize is that their guest is actually a cow...
Sorry, Wrong Number
Lennox-Brown and Lamb are given the job of fixing the phone system that keeps mixing the connections.
The Desk Job
While dealing with a farmerís problem Lennox-Brown and Lamb are given a chicken as a gift which causes more problems that could be expected.
Something of Value
For security reasons the Crown Jewels are put for 2 days in the most minor and insignificant place that the ministry officials could think of - General Assistance Departmentís office. All Lennox-Brown and Lamb have to do is keep them there, which is a task beyond their capabilities.
Taking Leave of their Census