Airplane!

1980s movie comedy series

Airplane! movie comedy series quotes
Airplane! movie comedy series quotes
Airplane! movie comedy series quotes

Parodies of popular catastrophic movies of the 1970s - washed-out former airforce pilot tries to save his relationship with stewardess Elaine and climbs aboard the passenger plane. Later it will turn out that his pilot skills will be invaluable.





Airplane! quotes


Dr. Rumack:
You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson:
A hospital? What is it?
Dr. Rumack:
It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.




old lady:
Nervous?
Ted Striker:
Yes.
old lady:
First time?
Ted Striker:
No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.




Dr. Rumack:
Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur:
I can’t tell.
Dr. Rumack:
You can tell me. I’m a doctor.
Captain Oveur:
No. I mean I’m just not sure.
Dr. Rumack:
Well, can’t you take a guess?
Captain Oveur:
Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack:
You can’t take a guess for another two hours?







Seasons of Airplane!

1980 Airplane!
1982 Airplane II: The Sequel


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