The Thin Blue Line

Raymond Fowler:
[talking about drugs] When I was a teenager, my idea of chemical stimulation was sucking on a Fisherman’s Friend!
P.C. Goody:
[start chuckling]
Raymond Fowler:
What is so funny, Goody?
P.C. Goody:
Well sir, you just said your idea of chemical stimulation was sucking on a Fisherman’s Friend!
Raymond Fowler:
So?
P.C. Goody:
Well, everyone knows they’re AWFUL!

Raymond Fowler:
You’ll be a wonderful red indian maid.
Patricia Dawkins:
That’s silly little costume, my thighs are too fat.
Raymond Fowler:
What an absurd thing for you to say.
Patricia Dawkins:
You’re saying that just to be nice.
Raymond Fowler:
No, I’m sure number of red indians have had fat thighs.