The Exes

Nikki comes to the apartment to confront Haskell after he professed his love. Though she isn’t sure where things may be going, she agrees to a date. After a dinner-date that they both enjoy, they agree to take things slowly. But soon after, an old acquaintance of Nikki’s named Steve (Brandon Routh) stops by unnanounced, as he is in town to shoot an underwear commercial and needs a place to stay. Nikki sleeps with Steve and gets chastised by Holly. Nikki feels guilty and kicks Steve out, only to have Holly let Steve move in and sleep with her. Elsewhere, Stuart helps Phil reconnect with an unrequited high school crush named Alessandra (Nadine Velazquez). While Alessandra is still hot-looking, she reveals other qualities that turn Phil off.

Nikki agrees to let Holly finalize her divorce proceedings. Holly initially convinces Nikki to leave all emotion out of her demands, but then receives a reminder letter for her booking at a posh wedding banquet facility six months from now (which she had forgotten she booked so far in advance). This brings back painful memories of Holly’s ex-fiancee, and she now wants to stick it to Nikki’s ex. Meanwhile, Phil picks up a much younger woman to prove to Stuart that he still "has it", but later regrets his actions when he meets the girl’s slacker friends and gets immersed in her hipster lifestyle. Later, Holly goes to get her deposit back, only to meet a bride there who thought she’d never get married. Holly announces to the gang that she is getting married in six months, though she doesn’t know yet to whom.

Desperate to find the man that will be her husband in six months, Holly hits on a handsome guy named Jeff (Michael Trucco) at the community center, unaware that he is in a grief counseling session for people whose spouses have died. Elsewhere, Phil cracks a tooth on the eve of a big TV appearance covering the NFL draft. Stuart does surgery to fix it, but Phil comes out of the procedure with a lisp.

In the bar, Phil is shunned by a woman named Dani (Elizabeth Regen), who soon strikes up a conversation with Haskell. As the two express similar interests and begin dating, Phil becomes convinced that Dani is really a man, and he enlists Holly to help him prove it. Meanwhile, after Stuart puts on a military uniform to make his monthly visit to provide free dental services at an area base, a woman named Katie (Nikki DeLoach) mistakes him for a real soldier. Stuart plays the part and sleeps with the woman, but is filled with guilt afterwards.

Haskell’s estranged brother Robert (Cameron Mathison) comes to town, wanting to mend their broken family bond. But Haskell soon learns that Robert has ulterior motives, as he needs Haskell to donate a kidney. Elsewhere, Holly mentors a high school student named Vanessa (Coco Jones) who is interested in the law. But when Vanessa instead expresses interest in Eden’s legal assistant job, Holly inadvertently insults her friend by telling Vanessa she should aim higher.

Frank (Peter Onorati), the condescending father of Stuart and Nikki, is in town to celebrate their birthdays. Holly offers to throw them a party, mainly so she can invite J.D., a handsome Southerner she just met. But Holly’s plans get threatened when Stuart and Frank quarrel, and Stuart calls off the party. Meanwhile, Haskell acquires what he assumes is a knock-off Rolex watch and sells it to Frank for $100, only to later discover it’s a real Rolex.

Haskell is being honored in an Akron, Ohio bowling alley for his accomplishments as a pro, while Phil brings home a stewardess from Haskell’s upcoming flight during a layover. The flight is threatened when the stewardess learns that a passenger on her previous flight possibly had a serious virus, causing anyone who has contacted her to be quarantined. Meanwhile, Holly secretly rewrites one of Eden’s college papers, and goes to visit the professor after the paper only earns Eden a B-minus.

The gang all bid on items at a police charity auction. Haskell wins a ride-along in a police cruiser. While the first officer driving the car (Leslie David Baker) is nearing retirement and shuns any action, the second officer (Christopher Titus) scares Haskell to death. Phil wins a date with the actress who played "Mrs. Morgan" on a favorite TV show from his childhood. Meanwhile, Stuart and Holly fight over a cooking lesson by a famous chef, for very different reasons.

Upon learning that Eden is pledging the same sorority that snubbed Holly for membership many years ago, Holly becomes determined to find out why she didn’t get in. Haskell meets a woman at the bar who complains that her hotel overbooked the rooms and now she can’t find a place to stay. Wanting to get closer to the woman, Haskell convinces her that his apartment doubles as an Airbnb, and he asks Stuart and Phil to pretend to be guests.

Holly meets a Congressman named Charles (Matt Letscher) in Jamaica, and they hit it off. Charles’ chief of staff Victoria (Rebecca Wisocky) wants to introduce Holly at his next public event, and asks Eden for some background information on Holly’s career. Eden accidentally puts Holly’s wedding folder in with the other info, and Victoria finds out her plans. She tells Eden that having a wife would give Charles a boost in his Senate run. Just after Eden finally gets the news to Holly at the event, Charles proposes. Holly accepts anyway.

Nikki is having a party to celebrate her divorce being finalized. Holly wants to join the gang, but Victoria tells her she can only make a brief appearance due to an event that Charles has. Holly shows up and quickly attempts a "French leave", but regrets her decision and returns to the party. Charles and Victoria are upset the next morning when a newspaper photo shows Holly with the male stripper that Eden hired for Nikki. Holly realizes how drastically her life will change being married to someone in the public eye, and gives her engagement ring back to Charles. Meanwhile, Haskell tries to get Nikki to invest some of her divorce settlement money in an odd business venture.

Holly decides to keep her wedding date at the posh banquet hall, and just make it a ceremony in which she marries herself. This confounds her friends and disappoints her mother (Judith Light), who came to town thinking Holly was still marrying Charles. Meanwhile, the "Pee Harmony" app that Haskell and Nikki started is doing surprisingly well...so well that an investor’s attorney approaches them wanting to buy it.