Roseanne

1980s tv sitcom

Season 5  - Roseanne tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 5  - Roseanne tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 5  - Roseanne tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 5  - Roseanne tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 5  - Roseanne tv sitcom episodes guide

Roseanne is overweight, lough-mouthed, dominating mother that works in plastic factory and takes care of her husband and kids.



Roseanne Season 5 (1992)


1

Terms of Estrangement, part 1

Roseanne and Dan must adjust to losing their bike shop and money, and they begin to seek new jobs. Meanwhile, Mark gets a great job offer in Minnesota and Becky runs off with him and they get married.

2

Terms of Estrangement, part 2

Becky returns home for her things, while Roseanne tries to accept Becky’s marriage and tries to cheer up Dan after the loss of his bike shop. Dan refuses to speak to Becky.

3

The Dark Ages

The Conners’ electricity is cut off when they can’t pay their bill. Darlene accidentally spends the night with David and her parents don’t believe her when she claims they didn’t sleep together. Darlene lashes out at them, accusing them of punishing her for Becky’s mistakes. Dan phones Becky, finally thawing the ice between the two.

4

Mommy Nearest

Jackie starts going out with a much younger guy, Fisher. Bev makes a lot of money when she sells her house and she’ll give much of it to her daughters IF they let her move to Lanford.

5

Pretty in Black

The Conners enjoy torturing Darlene by making her think they’re giving her a Sweet-Sixteen party for her birthday. The Conners meet their new neighbors, Ty Tilden (Wings Hauser) and his daughters Charlotte and Molly (Mara Hobel and Danielle Harris).

6

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Roseanne decides to open a loose-meat restaurant with Jackie and Nancy. When she can’t get a bank loan, she goes to her mother as a last resort; in order for Bev to agree to put up another $10,000, the trio reluctantly let her become their 4th partner. Molly confronts Darlene about D.J.’s voyeurism, and Darlene confronts Molly about Molly’s flirtatious behavior with David.

7

Halloween IV

Becky’s absence has drained Roseanne’s Halloween spirit, so she’s visited by the Ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future--and the future is truly terrifying.

8

Ladies’ Choice

Roseanne and Jackie are shocked to discover that Nancy is a lesbian. Roseanne starts to think she’s getting old when Bev decides to move into a retirement community.

9

Stand on Your Man

Roseanne is threatened at work, prompting the girls to sign up for a self-defense class. When Arnie returns for Nancy, he learns about her lesbian lifestyle.

10

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Molly has an extra ticket for a rock concert and Roseanne reluctantly agrees to let Darlene go. When Darlene doesn’t come home until 4AM, Roseanne doesn’t quite believe her explanation that Molly ditched her to smoke pot in a stranger’s van.

11

Of Ice and Men

Dan loves that DJ wants to be a hockey player but has a hard time teaching him, so Fisher offers to help. Jackie breaks up with him "before he dumps" her "for a younger woman." When Roseanne convinces her to get back together with him, she ends up moving in with him.

12

No Place Like Home for the Holidays

A snowstorm forces the Conners to be far-flung apart on Christmas Eve: Roseanne, Jackie, Bev, and Nana Mary are stuck at the Lunchbox; Dan, DJ, and Nancy are at the Conner house; and Darlene is at David’s, learning about his abusive home life.

13

Crime and Punishment

The Connors are called to DJ’s school to discuss the "obscene" reading material he has brought to school -- which turns out to be one of Darlene’s comic books. Later, Darlene -- looking for DJ so she can chew him out -- finds Jackie in the bathroom, covered with bruises. She asks her mother what happened; Roseanne presses Jackie for information and learns that Fisher beat her up. Dan then beats up Fisher and lands in jail. Ed Begley, Jr. appears in this episode. Also Brice Beckham (Mr. Belvedere) appears.

14

War and Peace

As Roseanne takes Jackie to the hospital and Darlene bails Dan out of jail, the story of Dan’s defending Jackie quickly spreads through town. Meanwhile, Fisher begs Jackie to come back to him. Roseanne is prepared to attack him herself, but learns that Jackie is strong enough to make her own decisions.

15

Lanford Daze

Darlene vandalizes the Lunch Box and Roseanne forces her to sell loose-meat sandwiches at the Lanford Days concession. Vegetarian Darlene is chagrined, but the town is thrilled when their festival is visited by a celebrity, Loretta Lynn.

16

Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

Roseanne and Jackie’s father dies and his mistress shows up for the funeral, causing friction between Roseanne and Jackie. Roseanne is upset to learn that her father was never sorry for the abuse he inflicted on her as a child.

17

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Ronnie (Joan Collins), Roseanne’s obnoxious, wealthy cousin comes to town, hoping to end the feud that began years ago when she did not put Roseanne in her wedding party. Ronnie then encourages Darlene to take her savings and follow her to New York City.

18

Lose a Job, Winnebago

The Conners go on a roadtrip with the Tildens for a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show; Dan tries to persuade Roseanne to have another child.

19

It’s a Boy!

Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them; after immediately refusing, Roseanne relents when she realizes that his situation really is intolerable.

20

It was Twenty Years Ago Today

During Roseanne and Dan’s anniversary, Dan borrows Roseanne’s wedding ring to remodel the design. Roseanne poses for a sexy photograph for Dan. Bill Maher appears in this episode.

21

Playing with Matches

Roseanne tries to set her mother up with a friend from the retirement home; Molly puts the moves on David.

22

Promises, Promises

Darlene decides to attend the prom with David, and then take him to a motel room afterward. Are both of them ready for sex? Is either one ready? Tim Curry appears in this episode.

23

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Dan finishes remodeling a house, but is close to losing his own house. Tim Curry appears in this episode. Chris Farley has an uncredited cameo in this episode.

24

Tooth or Consequences

Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne’s tooth the day the health inspector- who turns out to be Leon- visits. After Darlene and David finally consummate their relationship, Darlene is accepted to a Chicago art school, but David is not; can she leave him? Bob Odenkirk appears in this episode.

25

Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne and Dan agree to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago; DJ befriends an annoying neighbor boy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt).




Seasons of Roseanne

1988 Season 1
1989 Season 2
1990 Season 3
1991 Season 4
1992 Season 5
1993 Season 6
1994 Season 7
1995 Season 8
1996 Season 9


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