Married with Children

While moving old boxes from the attic, Al comes across a copy of "The Little Engine That Could", which hasn’t been returned to the local library (headed by an evil, redheaded woman named Miss DeGroot) since 1957.

Peggy becomes obsessed with Elvis Presley when she sees a man who looks like The King at the mall and sees his image in a sweat stain on one of Al’s shirts.

Al tries to keep a local high school boy from breaking his football record while Kelly tries to get a date with him during a game.

A guys-only fishing trip with Al, Bud and Steve turns sour when Steve invites Marcy who then invites Peg and Kelly on the trip — and things get worse when all three of the women have their periods simultaneously.

Al realizes his dream to build his own bathroom in the garage.

Peg becomes depressed on her birthday when her favorite bra is discontinued. Al and Steve discover that Peggy’s favorite bra is still being sold at a lingerie store called Francine’s of Wisconsin.

Steve thinks he’s going bald after finding a newspaper clipping for an anti-baldness cure given to him by Marcy.

Steve and Marcy hire a psychic, who predicts good fortune for Al, Peg and Steve - and doom for Marcy.

Al’s favorite barber dies, prompting him to go to a salon and risk losing his masculinity.

To spark up their waning marriage, Al and Peg go to a seedy motel where one of the porn movies they watch is surveillance footage of Steve and Marcy having sex.

After receiving a moderately large windfall, the Bundys go out to eat at a fancy restaurant - and trouble starts when they forget to bring the money with them.

Peg resorts to acting like a true mom when Kelly picks her to appear at Polk High’s Parents Day. Meanwhile, Al teaches Bud the value of a dollar by putting him to work at the shoe store.

After getting Polk High’s dance club in trouble during a field trip, Kelly is forced to join and perform tap at the school talent show. Meanwhile, Al thinks there is a conspiracy among the women when his socks end up missing.

When money becomes tighter than usual at the Bundy house, Peg signs Al up for a job as a make-up salesman, but when Peg hears the job’s perks, she signs up for the job instead, and (seemingly) proves to be a better seller than Al.

While driving with Steve to the video store, Peg flips off a driver and gets Steve in trouble, prompting the Bundys to stay at the Rhoades’ house to protect him — and take advantage of their neighbors’ hospitality.

Peggy’s chances at being prom queen at her high school reunion are doomed when her old rival, Connie Bender, arrives. Meanwhile, Al meets his old rival in high school and continues the fight that they last had following graduation.

Peggy recruits Bud and Kelly’s help in rigging the Prom Queen election so Peg can win. Meanwhile, Al squares off with high school rival Jack in a parking lot fight.

While the Rhoades are away on vacation, the Bundys are called to house-sit for them, leading to the Rhoades’ house being taken away by a man looking for a roadhouse. Meanwhile, Kelly has a slumber party with her best friends, which leads to chaos when Bud reveals that Kelly slept with her best friends’ boyfriends.

Al comes up with a new invention called Shoe Lights and uses Kelly as his guinea pig. Meanwhile, Bud, trying to prove to his friends that he can get a girl, uses a department store mannequin as his date.

Against Al’s wishes, Peg and Marcy buy a home computer for the Bundy house.

The Bundys spend a day at the beach.

The neighborhood women become the targets of a Peeping Tom - except for Peg, who takes it as a sign that she’s not attractive anymore. Meanwhile, Al convinces Bud to help Kelly with her studies.