Bundy family isn’t an ordinary American family... Or is it? Al works hard in the shoe store, his wife Peg spends all his money, his dim-witted daughter Kelly is just pregnancy waiting to happen and his teenage son Bud is smart, but rather awkward.
1 | Poppy’s By the Tree, part 1 |
| The Bundys vacation in Dumpwater, Florida, where an axe murderer is on the loose. |
2 | Poppy’s By the Tree, part 2 |
| Peggy is kidnapped by the axe murderer running loose in Dumpwater, Florida. |
3 | If I Were a Rich Man |
| After a million dollars is reported missing from Steve’s bank, Peggy and the kids assume that Al stole the money so they can be rich. |
4 | Buck Can Do It |
| When news hits of the neighborhood dogs getting pregnant by Buck (who’s getting out through the hole in the fence that Al hasn’t bothered to repair), Peg and Marcy conclude that Buck should be neutered (especially after their neighbor Pittman threatens to sue because Buck impregnated his poodle), and even Bud is perfectly OK with it. |
5 | Girls Just Want to Have Fun, part 1 |
| After arguing with Steve over ogling at a sexy repairwoman, Marcy goes with Peg to a male strip club, where Marcy loses her wedding ring the pants of one of the dancers. |
6 | Girls Just Want to Have Fun, part 2 |
| While Al discovers that Peg has been spending her time (and his money) at the male strip club, Marcy struggles not to tell Steve where her wedding ring is, until the male dancer Marcy was with comes to their door to bring it back. |
7 | For Whom the Bell Tolls |
| The Bundys struggle with not having phone service after Al refuses to pay for a phone call to Canada. Al is also furious about the crime light installed in the neighborhood which shines on his face at night. |
8 | Born to Walk |
| Kelly passes her driver’s test while Al fails his. Meanwhile, Steve gets into betting on horse races. |
9 | Alley of the Dolls |
| Al and his family (with the unwilling help of Steve and Marcy) bowl against Peggy’s high school rival and her family. |
10 | The Razor’s Edge |
| When Steve refuses to shave his beard and Marcy refuses to have sex with him, Steve moves in with Al and Peggy. He cooks and cleans, so Al doesn’t want him to move back. Peg is jealous and wants him to move back. So, Al and Peg start manipulating them. |
11 | How Do You Spell Revenge? |
| Al tries to recruit Kelly onto his baseball team to replace Peg, but Kelly is in love with a boy who wants her to get a tattoo. His father turns out to be Peg’s ex. |
12 | Earth Angel |
| A pretty blond aspiring artist stays with the Bundys and makes life for everyone (except for Marcy) better. Finally Marcy gets rid of her. |
13 | You Better Watch Out |
| A Christmas stunt at Chicago’s Lakeside Mall goes awry when the man playing Santa crash-lands on the Bundys’ yard and dies. Al must deal with the crowd of kids who still believe in Santa Claus. |
14 | Guys and Dolls |
| To curb Bud’s destructive behavior after Bud gets in trouble for using a picture of Kelly in a bikini for a school project, Steve and Al get Bud to take up baseball card-collecting as a hobby, but the men get caught up in it and sell Marcy’s collectible Barbie doll to get the money for some rare baseball cards. |
15 | Build a Better Mousetrap |
| A mouse is running loose in the Bundy house, prompting Peg to face her childhood fear of mice and Al to wreck the house in his attempt to catch the pest. |
16 | Master the Possibilities |
| When Al gets a package of "Yodelin’ Andy" records that he didn’t order, Marcy tells Al that if he gets something in the mail that he didn’t order, he can legally keep it. Using this knowledge, Al receives a credit card in the mail made out to the family dog Buck, and begins to use the card under Buck’s name. |
17 | Peggy Loves Al, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah |
| On Valentine’s Day, Bud awaits his first Valentine (which he thinks is a trick cooked up by Kelly), Kelly must choose one Valentine from the many boys who are attracted to her, Steve plans to take Marcy to Hawaii, Marcy plans to pop out from a cake naked, and Peg wants Al to say "I love you" to her. |
18 | The Great Escape |
| Kelly is grounded for getting poor grades in school and must stay with her family at the shoe store while the house is being fumigated for termites, prompting Kelly to plan an escape so she can go see a concert. |
19 | Impo-Dent |
| While Steve is away, Marcy drives Steve’s new Mercedes (without his permission) and crashes it. When Steve finds out, he becomes impotent and fails to satisfy Marcy in bed. A sinister plan between Al and Steve unfolds later. |
20 | Just Married... with Children |
| Al and Peg pose as Steve and Marcy Rhoades to get on a sadistic game show called How Do I Love Thee, but find themselves facing off against Steve and Marcy (who are on the game show as Al and Peg Bundy). |
21 | Father Lode |
| Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al’s wallet. |
22 | All in the Family |
| Al has a nightmare when Peg informs him that her insane relatives are visiting. |
