Three elderly men from Yorkshire wonder around their town, around the countryside and look for ways to kill some time and feel young again.
1 | Behind Every Bush There is Not Necessarily a Howard |
| Pearl and Nelly follow Howard when he rides off on his bicycle. PC’s Cooper & Walsh buy an in-car deep fat fryer. Hobbo persuades Morton to have a word with Toby’s wife to try and get them reconciled...he has a word with her and much to his surprise they end up an item. Miss Davenport sets her cap at Hobbo. |
2 | Happy Camping |
| Howard has a rival for the affections of Marina, he gets depressed and decides to leave and live in the wilderness. PC’s Cooper and Walsh are told they have to stop getting so many crumbs in their patrol car. Glenda persuades Barry to take up jogging. Miss Davenport has feelings for Hobbo. |
3 | The Rights of Man (Except for Howard) |
| Howard is still homeless after being thrown out by Pearl, Hobbo, Alvin and Entwistle try to get him home. Toby and Morton console each other at being abandoned by their wives. Marina’s romance with Mr Waddle continues till she mentions marriage..then it all ends rather abruptly. PC’s Cooper and Walsh have a go at driving Toms milk float. Glenda puts Barry on a diet ready for Glorias wedding. |
4 | Howard and the Great Outdoors |
| Hobbo dresses Howard as a tramp to try and garner some sympathy from Pearl...unsuccessfully |
5 | Look Whose Wheel’s Come Off |
| Howard chains himself to his bike to try and gain some sympathy from Pearl..she admits to Nelly, Ivy and Stella that she quite misses him. Barry breaks his diet and sneaks some fish and chips with Hobbo, Entwistle and Alvin..but Glenda can tell !! |
6 | How Not to Cry at Weddings |
| The very last episode sees the whole village united for a wedding. Howard and Pearl look back on their stormy relationship, Alvin makes a pass at Stella, Toby tries to win back his girlfriend, and Clegg worries he may have forgotten something important. |
