Three elderly men from Yorkshire wonder around their town, around the countryside and look for ways to kill some time and feel young again.
1 | Follow That Bottle |
| Glenda decides that Barry would suit a hat, Smiler finds a suit of armour in the shop storeroom, Cleggs cousin turns up and Clegg, Truly, Billy, Alvin and Entwistle follow a bottle with a message in it. Marina and Miss Davenport compare notes on their love lives. Nelly joins the ladies for coffee at the cafe. |
2 | How To Remove A Cousin |
| Cleggs overbearing cousin Aubrey comes to stay, he challenges Alvin and Billy to a bike riding competition. Auntie Wainwright employs Smiler and Tom as shop dummies. Nora Batty goes blonde. |
3 | Has Anyone Seen Barry’s Midlife Crisis? |
| Barry is concerned that he isn’t having a mid life crisis, he goes to see the Vicar about it. The wheel comes off Auntie Wainwright’s cart and Clegg, Truly, Billy, Alvin and Entwistle and his invisible dog try to help Howard escape from home. |
4 | The Genuine Outdoors Robin Hood Barbi |
| Billy takes Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Entwistle into the green wood for a barby. Pearl chains Howard to the house and Miss Davenport tries to get the ladies to discuss romantic novels. |
5 | Barry in Danger From Reading & Aunt Jessie |
| Miss Davenport teases Barry making him think she has the hots for him. Billy is seen by Nora with a tall, mysterious blonde. |
6 | Who’s That Merry Man with Billy, Then? |
| Billy gets a new merry man to join his band..unfortunately it’s a merry woman!..Howard wants people to think he is having flying lessons, so Auntie Wainwright kits him out in the right gear..circa 1925! |
7 | Who’s That Talking To Lenny |
| Clegg, Truly and Billy meet up again with Lenny, the former Swan Man of Ilkley, he has heard voices from above so the lads help him in his quest to be a prophet. The two policemen see a mysterious leg, they follow it and it belongs to Howard. Miss Davenport continues her teasing of Barry. |
8 | Oh Look! Mitzi’s Found Her Mummy |
| Howard gets to look after a friend’s dog for the day. Glenda and Barry get dressed up as Cleopatra and an Egyptian Mummy to go to a fancy dress party. Auntie Wainwright upgrades Tom and Smilers transport..to a tandem! |
9 | Plenty of Room in the Back |
| Auntie Wainwright supplies Tom and Smiler with new transport.....but is it suitable? |
10 | A Tale of Two Sweaters |
| Christmas Special episode. |
