Three elderly men from Yorkshire wonder around their town, around the countryside and look for ways to kill some time and feel young again.
1 | Extra! Extra! |
| A film company arrive in the area to shoot a spoof horror film. When the trio persistently interrupt rehearsals, the director recruits them as extras, and they soon find a lot of people they know have had the same luck. |
2 | The Love-Mobile |
| The arrival of a mobile dating agency in the area causes chaos. |
3 | A Clean Sweep |
| The trio meet an unlucky sweep, and help him drum up some business. |
4 | The Mysterious C. W. Northrop |
| Smiler has a crush on Ivy, which causes chaos. |
5 | A Double For Howard |
| Howard has promised to take Marina out, but a threat from Pearl scares him out of it. The trio help him find someone to act as a stand-in. |
6 | How To Create A Monster |
| Foggy tries to help Smiler be more macho. |
7 | Deviations With Davenport |
| The trio meet an amateur hiker who aspires to write a guidebook to the area. Foggy attempts to help, but gets them hopelessly lost. |
8 | According to the Prophet Bickerdyke |
| Clegg wonders if there could be any truth in a local madman’s assertion that the world is due to end. |
9 | Next Kiss Please |
| Compo is on a mission to get a kiss from Nora Batty before the day’s out. |
10 | Destiny And Six Bananas |
| Rumours circulate that there is a mysterious beast prowling the woods. The trio try to capture it, assisted by Wesley. |
11 | A Sidecar Named Desire |
| Compo buys a motorbike and sidecar from Auntie Wainwright and attempts to use it to romance Nora. But when, of course, does everything Auntie Wainwright makes go right? This episode marks the final speaking appearance of Foggy. |
