Three elderly men from Yorkshire wonder around their town, around the countryside and look for ways to kill some time and feel young again.
1 | Leaving Home Forever Or Till Teatime |
| Pearl finally kicks Howard out, but instead of enjoying his freedom, Howard begs the trio to help him get home, it’s Pearl’s day for making his favourite dinner! |
2 | Bicycle Bonanza |
| The trio hire some bicycles from Auntie Wainwright, and set off on a gruelling trek. |
3 | The Glamour of the Uniform |
| Marina leaves Howard for a policeman. Since the lady obviously loves a man in uniform, Foggy takes Howard under his wing and sets about training him to be an imposing man. |
4 | The First Human Being To Ride A Hill |
| Pearl confiscates Howard’s bicycle, and Wesley is roped in to build him a substitute. |
5 | Captain Clutterbuck’s Treasure |
| The trio meet a conman who claims to have a map which leads to a pirate captain’s treasure. Guest starring Ron Moody. |
6 | Desperate for a Duffield |
| After being rebuffed by Nora Batty one time too many, Compo attempts to make her jealous by trying to track down an old flame. |
7 | The Suit That Turned Left |
| The trio meet a man attempting to find the centre of magnetism. In an attempt to prevent Howard from straying, Pearl dresses in a micro-mini skirt that barely covers her knickers and makes Howard go walking through town with her. Eli mistakes Pearl for Marina. |
8 | Beware of the Elbow |
| The trio meet a man who is on a mission to promote being fat, and save the world from thin people, with the help of a fat lady balloon. |
9 | The Thing in Wesley’s Shed |
| Wesley is working on a secret gadget, and the trio insist on helping out. |
10 | Brushes at Dawn |
| Compo catches a man in the cupboard with Nora Batty, and, helped by Foggy, challenges him to a duel. |
11 | A Leg Up For Christmas |
| Christmas Special episode. |
