Three elderly men from Yorkshire wonder around their town, around the countryside and look for ways to kill some time and feel young again.
1 | How to Clear Your Pipes |
| Foggy subjects Compo and Clegg to a gruelling assault course which backfires when they end up stuck in a pair of drainpipes. |
2 | Where There’s Smoke, There’s Barbecue |
| The trio purchase a barbecue from Auntie Wainwright. |
3 | The Black Widow |
| After a heavy night of drinking Compo and Foggy must rescue Clegg from the clutches of an amorous old woman, however, their plan backfires for Foggy. |
4 | Have you Got a Light Mate? |
| The trio have to buy an ornament from Aunty Wainwright for Howard to give Marina, but Auntie Wainwright is more interested in flogging them security lights. |
5 | Stop That Bath |
| The trio again have to take a present to Marina, this time a cast iron bath. Interestingly, Marina does not appear. |
6 | Springing Smiler |
| Much to Compo’s delight, Smiler has decided he can’t stand lodging with Nora Batty any longer, and offers money to anyone who can get him thrown out. |
7 | Concerto for Solo Bicycle |
| Foggy invents bicycle safety suits, and Compo is roped in to test the prototype. |
8 | There are Gypsies at the Bottom of our Garden |
| Despite the title of this episode, the wandering gypsies who try (and for the most part fail) to sell the locals simple gifts, are only a subplot. Foggy mistakenly believes he has discovered the nest site of a rare bird, and, with the help of Wesley and a restored minibus, launches his own guided nature tours. |
9 | Aladdin Gets on Your Wick |
| Smiler, in full oriental regalia, is sent out by Auntie Wainwright in her "Aladdin’s Cave" van, to sell old lamps, with strict orders not to return until he has sold something. The trio, however, are more interested in buying something which could serve as a three-man sailboard. |
10 | Welcome To Earth |
| Christmas Special episode. |
