Group of friends are running a greasy, runned-down bar in Philadelphia, but when they try to improve themselves or the bar, they get involved in surreal adventures.
1 | Frank’s Pretty Woman |
| Frank decides he wants to marry his favorite crack-smoking hooker Roxy, leading Dee to attempt to pull a "Pretty Woman" and clean her up. Mac has inexplicably gained 50 pounds ("cultivating mass" in his words), causing Dennis to become worried about his health; the two head to the doctor’s office where they both get surprising diagnoses. Charlie pretends to be a millionaire in a scheme to get Frank a date with a woman who is not a prostitute. |
2 | The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore |
| Dennis and Dee want to relive their carefree childhood vacation memories, leading the gang to take a trip to the Jersey Shore. Their various meanderings find Charlie connecting with the Waitress, Dennis and Dee discovering a less innocent side of the Jersey Shore, and Frank and Mac getting lost at sea before partying with the local "guidos" who rescue them. |
3 | Frank Reynolds’ Little Beauties |
| Frank inadvertently becomes involved in the child beauty pageant business and is subsequently terrified of being perceived as a pedophile. As Dee plots revenge on the pageant’s bratty front-runner, Mac, Dennis and Charlie think they’ve found their dark horse to win Frank’s Little Beauties. |
4 | Sweet Dee Gets Audited |
| Dee is forced to commit a few very questionable acts in order to get out of an unexpected IRS audit. Meanwhile, in an attempt to stop Frank from doing as he pleases with Paddy’s profits, Mac, Dennis and Charlie demand a greater democracy in bar operations. |
5 | Frank’s Brother |
| The gang is shocked to meet Frank’s long lost brother when he unexpectedly arrives at Paddy’s Pub. Frank’s background as proprietor of a nightclub known as "Shadynasty’s" is revealed. |
6 | The Storm of the Century |
| The Gang joins the masses in a race to secure scarce resources as a major storm approaches Philadelphia, while Frank refuses to buy into the media hype about the storm. Dennis becomes infatuated with reporter Jackie Denardo. |
7 | Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games |
| Dee and Dennis face off against Mac, Charlie and Frank in a very twisted board game developed years earlier by the Gang. |
8 | The Anti-Social Network |
| Mac and Dee use the Internet to cyber-stalk a man who shushed them at a trendy bar. Dennis and Charlie stalk him the old fashioned way. Frank tries to drum up business for Paddy’s with a viral video. |
9 | The Gang Gets Trapped |
| The gang’s plan to extract an artifact is jeopardized when the owners arrive home unexpectedly. |
10 | How Mac Got Fat |
| Mac confesses to a priest about why his recent weight gain is The Gang’s fault and not his own. The Gang’s bar achieves a level of success it has never seen, and lowly Charlie is the only one who takes it seriously. |
11 | Thunder Gun Express |
| The Gang set off to see a really popular action movie, but when they get stuck in traffic, they split up and resort to backstabbing, theft, manipulation, and unsavory shortcuts to get to the theater in time. |
12 | The High School Reunion |
| The Gang attends their high school reunion. Dennis learns he was not as popular as he thought he was. Dee for the first time gets accepted into the popular clique. Mac, Charlie, and Frank find that they are treated the same as they were in high school. |
13 | The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang’s Revenge |
| The disastrous events from the first part of the reunion lead to psychosis, a painful initiation of Dee into Mac, Charlie and Frank’s recreation of their high school psycho troupe "The Freight Train", a plan to win back the favor of The Gang’s former classmates via the magic of dance and George Michael. |
