Group of friends are running a greasy, runned-down bar in Philadelphia, but when they try to improve themselves or the bar, they get involved in surreal adventures.
1 | The Gang Gets Racist |
| Charlie and Mac try to prove that they are not racist after Charlie’s crush overhears Charlie saying something offensive about African Americans out of context. Meanwhile, Dee hires a black man from her acting class to boost business for Paddy’s Pub and ends up turning the pub into a gay bar. |
2 | Charlie Wants an Abortion |
| Charlie’s old flame accuses Charlie of being the father of her ill-behaved son. Charlie spends time with him after he realizes that it may impress The Waitress. Meanwhile, Mac and Dennis fake being involved in the "right to life vs. pro-choice" debate (with Mac siding on "right to life" and Dennis siding on "pro-choice") in order to pick up women. |
3 | Underage Drinking: A National Concern |
| When Mac decides to make Paddy’s Pub a safe haven for underage drinkers, it becomes high school all over again as Dee, Dennis and Charlie get asked to the prom. |
4 | Charlie Has Cancer |
| Dennis and Mac help Charlie find someone to sleep with him after Charlie announces that he’s dying of cancer. Mac uses the news to his advantage as well. |
5 | Gun Fever |
| Everyone gets trigger happy when, in the wake of a robbery, the guys buy a gun, and Dee unknowingly dates the prime suspect. |
6 | The Gang Finds a Dead Guy |
| When an old man is found dead in Paddy’s, Mac and Dennis vie for the affection of his attractive granddaughter, while Charlie discovers that Dennis and Dee’s anti-Semitic grandfather was a Nazi. |
7 | Charlie Got Molested |
| When news of a former gym teacher getting arrested for molesting his students hits, Charlie suddenly gets nervous, Dee and Dennis conclude that Charlie may have been one of the gym teacher’s victims, and Mac becomes jealous that he wasn’t the one who got molested. |
