Roy:
[on the phone] Oh really? Why don’t you come down here and make me? Huh? Do you think I’m afraid of you? I’m not afraid of you! You can come down here anytime and I’ll be waiting for ya! [hangs up] That told her!
Roy:
I used to work as a waiter. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.
Jen:
Oh, my God. Before you brought it to their table?
Roy:
[sarcastically] No, after. Of course, before! Why would I do it after?
Philip:
You like the theatre?
Moss:
Never been. But I’ve always liked the idea of the theatre. The smell of the grease, the roar of the paint. I’ve often thought if I hadn’t ended up in computers, I would’ve gone into the theatre.
Philip:
But you’ve never been to see a play?
Moss:
No.
Philip:
Why not?
Moss:
Never had the interest.
Roy:
[singing] We don’t need no education.
Moss:
Yes you do - you’ve just used a double negative.
Moss:
Ah, well. Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face. [pause] I sort of forgot what I was talking about.
Roy:
A gay musical called "Gay"... That’s quite gay...
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