Father Ted Crilly takes over the parish on secluded Craggy Island near Ireland. The parish is far from what he had expected - he has a dimwitted young priest Father Dougal and always drunk old Father Jack to help him.
1 | Are You Right There, Father Ted? |
| Ted?s "Chinaman" impression goes down badly with Craggy Island?s newly-arrived Chinese community and he is branded a racist. A spot of dirt on the front window of the parochial house later leads him into more bother. |
2 | Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep |
| Ted makes a large bet on the King of the Sheep competition. Unfortunately, Chris, his chosen sheep, has heard rumours about a sheep-eating beast and isn?t feeling at all himself. |
3 | Speed 3 |
| When Ted and Dougal expose a philandering milkman, Pat Mustard, he takes revenge on his replacement, Dougal, by putting a bomb on the milk float. If Dougal?s speed drops below 4 mph, the bomb will explode, taking Dougal with it... |
4 | The Mainland |
| Ted, Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle all have different adventures on the mainland. |
5 | Escape from Victory |
| Ted takes great steps to ensure he wins a bet with Dick Byrne on the outcome of the All-Priests Over-75?s Five-a-Side Football Championship. |
6 | Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse |
| The only episode to follow on directly from the previous one. Exposed as a cheat at the end of the previous episode, and with this episode?s title as his forfeit, a terrified Ted tries to draw upon his courage to complete the deed. |
7 | Night of the Nearly Dead |
| The visit of a young daytime TV presenter, Eoin McLove, causes excitement for the island?s aging females. |
8 | Going to America |
| Ted gets the opportunity of a lifetime, but can?t bring himself to break it to the others that they?re not invited. |
