Dharma & Greg

Dharma:
...but that doesn’t change the fact that we have no money.
Marci:
Maybe not, but we’ve got love.
Dharma:
Well, I could try to pay the phone bill with love, but I think it’s a felony.
Marci:
Actually, prostitution is only a misdemeanor.
Dharma:
Great, that takes care of the phone bill!

Greg:
What are you doing?
Dharma:
Wait a second, can you see me?
Greg:
Yes.
Dharma:
Oh, I totally misunderstood that groom-can’t-see-the-bride-in-her-wedding-dress-thing.