Cheers

1980s tv sitcom

Season 3  - Cheers tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 3  - Cheers tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 3  - Cheers tv sitcom episodes guide

Old bar in Boston called Cheers is runned by former professional baseball player Sam Malone with help of his old coach. His new waitress, Diane, have to get used to the atmosphere of that place - all the regular customers spend their evenings there talking about every unimportant thing in the world.



Cheers Season 3 (1984)


1

Rebound, part 1

After the breakup between Sam and Diane in the season-two finale, "I’ll Be Seeing You", Sam has been drinking and womanizing for months. After Diane left, the bar went through eight other waitresses (with whom Sam slept, leaving Carla and Coach to run Cheers). When Diane returns home from the sanitarium (where she went to forget Sam), she learns about Sam’s relapse from Coach and asks her psychiatrist friend Frasier Crane to help Sam recover. Sam thinks Diane still has feelings for him, not knowing that Diane and Frasier are romantically involved. Norm and Vera want to have a child. Cliff comes back from a two-week vacation in Florida, annoying everyone with his bragging.

2

Rebound, part 2

After ten days of sobriety and counseling with Frasier, Sam regains his stability and learns from Diane that she and Frasier are dating (smashing his hopes of being reunited with her). At first Diane refuses to be a waitress again (much to Sam and Frasier’s relief), even when the position is available. However, Coach tells Diane that her refusal would cause Sam to relapse; he tells Sam it would make Diane go crazy again, and tells Frasier that it would make Sam and Diane yearn for each other. Diane reluctantly accepts Sam’s offer and they try to resist each other (to everyone’s relief—especially Carla, who is disgusted with Sam’s recent conduct).

3

I Call Your Name

After closing time, Frasier comes into the bar and tells Sam that "Electra" called her old boyfriend’s name during lovemaking with "Thor" (a "silly little doodle"), leading Sam to conclude that he must be the old boyfriend, "Electra" is Diane and "Thor" is Frasier. The next day, Sam broaches his theory to Diane in the office. Frasier walks in, and Diane angrily chides him for telling Sam the story. Frasier believes that Sam and Diane are still attracted to each other; they deny it, Diane insisting that Frasier is the man of her dreams. When Frasier leaves, Sam and Diane admit that the "spark" between them may still be alive and they kiss passionately. When Diane calls out Frasier’s name, the kiss ends abruptly and Sam is angry. Cliff secretly reports fellow mailman Lewis (Sam Scarber) on the theft of fragrance samples from magazines, which gets Lewis fired. Lewis wants to find and beat up the perpetrator. At Cliff’s relief, Lewis decides not to instead and to find another job.

4

Fairy Tales Can Come True

During a costume party at Cheers, Cliff (dressed as Ponce de León) meets his shy, female counterpart—Sharon O’Hare (Bernadette Birkett), dressed as Tinker Bell—and is attracted to her. The following day, at Norm’s encouragement, Cliff reveals himself unmasked to the unmasked Sharon. Frasier departs to another city for a mental patient, and cannot accompany Diane to the Boston Pops Orchestra concert of George Gershwin music. At Frasier’s suggestion, Diane takes Sam to the concert for a "non-romantic[,] friendly" evening free of sexual tension.

5

Sam Turns the Other Cheek

When Sam calms down Maxine’s (Kim Lankford) jealous husband Marvin (Carmen Argenziano) and retrieves his gun, he accidentally shoots himself in the buttock while putting it into his back pocket. Rather than admit what really happened, Sam tells everyone an elaborate lie about his heroism in foiling a gang of robbers, although Diane does not believe him when Maxine arrives and discusses Marvin’s behavior. At closing time, angry after seeing Sam’s lies told on TV, Marvin returns with a gun and holds Sam and Diane hostage. Diane lies that she and Sam are still a couple, so Marvin spares Sam’s life for Diane’s sake. While Norm is negotiating his home sale, Cliff thinks he has tricked Norm into selling him the house cheaply until Norm confuses him by seeming elated with the deal. As discovered, Cliff lives with his mother and his father abandoned them during childhood. Carla tells about her seduction of the dentist treating her toothache.

6

Coach in Love, part 1

Coach dates Irene Blanchard (Bette Ford). Days later, he proposes to her, and she accepts. When she hears of the $2-million lottery winnings from her daughter Sue (Ellen Regan), Irene immediately forgets the proposal. When Diane returns Sam’s things to him that were left behind when they broke up, Diane discovers that her hand-puppet, Brian the Lion, was used as a bar rag and that her hand-spun lamb’s-wool sweater was ruined when Sam put it in the washing machine.

7

Coach in Love, part 2

After Coach’s girlfriend Irene wins the lottery, she becomes a socialite and breaks up with him. Then Coach learns from her daughter Sue that Irene is engaged to a foreign millionaire. When the phone rings, Coach picks it up and tells the caller (assuming to be Irene) that their relationship is over and she is better off with the rich man. When he leaves, the phone rings again and is unanswered.

8

Diane Meets Mom

Frasier’s mother, Hester (Nancy Marchand), threatens Diane with violence if she continues seeing him. Convinced that Hester may be joking, Diane makes some joking threats to Hester in return, which are met with horror. When Frasier drags both women into the office, Diane tells him about Hester’s threats, and Hester explains that she made it in fear of losing Frasier. Although the dispute seems settled, unbeknownst to Diane and Frasier, Hester unsuccessfully tries bribing Sam into dating Diane again. On Norm’s birthday, he is hit on the forehead by a wine cork when Coach opens the bottle. At the hospital, test results show the injury is not serious; however, Norm arranges an operation to remove a mole (which increases the hospital charges to $683) and Sam is furious (because he is liable for Norm’s bill).

9

An American Family

Nick’s (Dan Hedaya) new wife Loretta (Jean Kasem) is unable to conceive, so Nick demands custody of Anthony (one of Carla’s children). Carla refuses, but Nick seduces her into agreeing. When Carla is ready to sign the custody papers, the gang tells her to resist Nick’s charm; she changes her mind and keeps Anthony. In one bet, Cliff wins $20 from Norm after spending $30 on baseball records to learn that Sam’s batting average was no more than .150 in his baseball career. In the second, Norm and Coach bet on whether Cliff would win the bet about Sam’s baseball career. In the third, Diane wins a bet that Sam will not seduce a woman at the inn where Sam and Diane stayed the previous fall.

10

Diane’s Allergy

After moving in with Frasier, Diane develops an allergy and thinks his puppy Pavlov is the cause. Sam and Frasier think that moving into Frasier’s place (not the puppy) caused the allergy, but Frasier gives the puppy to Sam (who renames it Diane). Although Frasier’s place is sanitized and renovated, Diane is still allergic, and Frasier misses his puppy. Diane overhears her name, unaware that Frasier is referring to his dog. Carla receives gag gifts for her birthday and is disappointed with them, including an imitation wine glass that spills through a hole, given by Frasier. Cliff gives her a sweater which may not be a gag; however, a bawdy message would appear when she sweats, and Cliff is kicked out of the bar for a day.

11

Peterson Crusoe

Norm is worried about his mortality because an X-ray showed a spot on his chest, and is relieved to hear that the X-ray was flawed. Because of the near-death experience, however, he announces that he is going to Bora Bora. A week later (with his trip a failure), Norm is found to have been hiding in the office, eating food supplies and wearing old clothes. The gang tell Norm about their own failures to achieve their dreams, including Cliff’s dream of becoming a trapeze artist. When Cliff says, "Having a dream isn’t stupid," Norm is prompted into leaving the office. Carla and Diane compete for the most tips, and Diane wins by $20. When Carla is depressed, Diane lies that she cheated, prompting Carla to tattletale about it.

12

A Ditch in Time

After his first date with Diane’s friend Amanda (Carol Kane), Sam learns that Diane and Amanda met at the mental hospital and Amanda is obsessive, manipulative and self-destructive about men. After Sam’s unsuccessful attempts to break up with her (after she introduced him to her parents), Diane tells her that Sam is Diane’s ex-boyfriend and she breaks up with him. Diane admits that she told people in the ward about their relationship, including his failures to impress her and go on a ski trip with his "buddies in debauchery" in "Snow Job". Sam admits that he was a bad boyfriend, but he would never cheat on Diane with another woman; Diane stops him from saying something "stupid". Norm and the gang list names for Norm and Vera’s future child (omitting Cliff and Clifford, to Cliff’s disappointment).

13

Whodunit?

Frasier’s mentor Bennett Ludlow (James Karen) is infatuated with the tough-talking, brash Carla, who removes a piece of food from his tie. They make love, and she becomes pregnant. She breaks up with Bennett, rejecting his proposal, but he promises to financially support her and their child.

14

The Heart Is a Lonely Snipe Hunter

When Frasier is bored with his work, Diane encourages the guys (including Sam) to invite him to their "guys only" weekend. Because he is dull they abandon him, leaving him snipe hunting alone. He returns, apparently happy to be part of the gang (which worries Diane). However, he tells her he knew the game was fabricated and plans to retaliate.

15

King of the Hill

Sam wins 7–0 against Playboy Playmates in a charity softball game, to everyone’s displeasure, especially the men who only wanted to see his opponents’ bodies. Sensing the mood, Sam withdraws to the poolroom. Diane joins him, telling him he is overcompetitive with beautiful women. Sam retaliates by accusing her of being as competitive as he is. They play ping pong (on a table bought by Coach for $600, which is also a pool table and a salad bar) until closing time, ending the game in a draw.

16

Teacher’s Pet

To earn his high-school diploma, Sam is sleeping with instructor Alana Purdy for higher grades in a geography class. Diane finds out when Coach (taking the same class and receiving honest grades) mentions that Sam is uncooperative and does not study. Confronted by Diane, Sam calls the teacher to end the affair and to have the exams redone. Since he did not study, Sam unsuccessfully begs the gang for help. However, Coach helps him by associating countries with songs, yet Sam earns his diploma with an honest "D" grade. Cliff wants his ears redone, but then decides to leave them as they are.

17

The Mail Goes to Jail

The day is cold and snowy; the bar’s furnace is broken; the repairman is unable to come. Rather than stand around suffering from cold temperature, Diane goes inside the vent to troubleshoot and then gets stuck. Cliff has the flu, so Norm illegally substitutes for him. To save his job, Cliff denies his connection to Norm, who becomes arrested, to the police officer (Troy Evans). Pressured by the gang, Cliff eventually tells his superiors the truth; due to his clean record, rather than fired, he is suspended for 30 days. Then, released from jail, infuriated Norm tries to attack him and is restrained by Sam. Cliff admits his mistake and admits he loves his job, prompting Norm to forgive him (after making Cliff imitate a seal, with his pants down).

18

Bar Bet

Eddie Gordon (Michael Richards) will obtain the bar from his old drinking buddy Sam unless, under contract, Sam can marry the actress Jacqueline Bisset by midnight the next day. Although the court would void the contract because he signed it while intoxicated, Sam wants to prevent his relapse from being acknowledged. The gang discovers a West Virginia man’s 26-year-old granddaughter (Laurie Walters), nicknamed Jackie, from yellow pages and offers her to be Sam’s bride. When Jackie reluctantly accepts the offer, Eddie nullifies the contract and demands a settlement, but Sam gives him only "an olive with a pimento." Coach drives to Vermont to take easy driving lessons and get his license.

19

Behind Every Great Man

Sam aggressively flirts with Paula Nelson (Alison LaPlaca), a magazine reporter studying the Boston singles scene. Paula is not impressed, so he takes lessons in French culture from Diane to change Paula’s mind about him. Assuming that he is trying to win her back, Diane decides to prepare for her trip with Sam behind Frasier’s back. When conversing with Paula (who is going to a trip with Sam), Diane sees her misunderstanding and gives up. Norm takes Cliff to the Hungry Heifer, a restaurant Norm enjoys despite its bad food; however, Cliff does not share his enthusiasm.

20

If Ever I Would Leave You

When his wife Loretta throws him out for not supporting her singing, Carla’s ex-husband Nick comes to Cheers and begs her to be part of his life again. She refuses, so Nick asks to work at the bar as a cleaner to prove he is a changed man. Three weeks later, Loretta begs Nick to return to her. At first he refuses, but he realizes his mistake and dumps Carla for Loretta. Coach’s sister from Duluth flies in; he has lunch with her at the airport, and plans to visit Minnesota for a week.

21

The Executive’s Executioner

Norm is promoted to fire people due to his unique way of doing so. While firing several people, Norm is overcome with sorrow, prompting fired workers to cheer him up despite their own plight. Norm then becomes callous and hard, which hampers his attempt to fire an employee. Having had enough of terminating jobs, Norm tries to resign, but people are afraid of him. Therefore, he plans to fire the person who offered him the job in person. Cliff is tired of his noisy, partying neighbors and tries to send an insulting letter (written by Carla on his behalf). When his rival Walt Twitchell (Raye Birk) tries to mail the letter, Cliff changes his mind and wants it back. Walt refuses, so Cliff attacks him and rips the letter to shreds.

22

Cheerio, Cheers

Frasier is accepted at the University of Bologna in Italy, and offers Diane a six-month trip to Europe. She accepts, and Sam gives the going-away party. After the party, Sam and Diane embrace and kiss passionately, but their embrace is brief because of their uncertainty about their future together and her refusal to cheat on Frasier. Sam tells Diane that a commitment to Frasier provides "security", while passion with him is "a day at a time". Before she leaves, Sam tells her to call him if she wants to try again. The following day, Diane calls Sam from London to thank him for the night and promises to send him postcards from Europe.

23

The Bartender’s Tale

After Carla refuses to hire attractive-but-inexperienced waitresses, Sam reluctantly hires well-liked, experienced and older Lillian Huxley (Lila Kaye). Sam is attracted to Lillian’s daughter Carolyn (Camilla More). In order to prevent Carla from quitting, Sam tries to obtain Lillian’s permission to date Carolyn. Lillian tries to seduce Sam, but he convinces her not to go beyond their working relationship. Sam receives Lillian’s permission, but he discovers that he will not make love to Carolyn, who despises sex because her father died during lovemaking. In Italy, Frasier thinks that 200,000 lire equals one American dollar when he tips the bellboy. Diane tells him it equals $100, causing other employees to enter the room and congratulate him.

24

The Belles of St. Clete’s

Carla is reunited with her former, sadistic principal (Camila Ashland) from St. Clete’s School for Wayward Girls at an overnight. To retaliate, Carla shaves half of the principal’s head. Cliff tells his barmates that a letter from Florida is from his secret admirer. Norm finds the letter, and he and Sam learn it is a cease-and-desist letter from a motel manager. To save Cliff from humiliation, Norm and Sam pretend it is a love letter. Frasier and Diane rent a hotel room in the Alps, where Frasier skis and Diane calls Sam several times.

25

Rescue Me

Frasier proposes to Diane in Italy. She calls Sam in the hope that he will dissuade her from accepting it, but he congratulates her. When he daydreams about stopping Diane and Frasier’s wedding, Sam realizes how he really feels and Cliff helps him reserve a flight to Italy. When Frasier and Diane have car trouble in a small town, Diane secretly calls Sam at the phone booth instead of at the bar. She hears Sam’s voice, unaware that it is an answering machine, and Diane and Frasier decide to have a local wedding.




Seasons of Cheers

1982 Season 1
1983 Season 2
1984 Season 3
1985 Season 4
1986 Season 5
1987 Season 6
1988 Season 7
1989 Season 8
1990 Season 9
1991 Season 10
1992 Season 11


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