Parks and Recreation

Leslie Knope:
Who cares what Gryzzl and Ron have. I have the most valuable currency in America - a blind, stubborn belief that I’m 100% right.

Leslie Knope:
How do I fight back? Give me some options.
April Ludgate:
Do you... want me to seduce Perd Hapley?
Leslie Knope:
How would that help?
April Ludgate:
I don’t know. I just want to see if I can do it.

Ron Swanson:
Leslie has a lot of qualities I find horrifying, but the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be.

Andy Dwyer:
[while Leslie is sick] Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

Andy Dwyer:
I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.

Leslie Knope:
Eugene! Boy, we have a very important job for you.
Eugene:
We’ll get to it first thing Monday.
Leslie Knope:
Today’s Wednesday.