Family Guy

The Griffins attempt to climb Mt. Everest because Lois gets competitive again with her ex, Ross Fishman. Unfortunately, the Fishmans win the competition but danger approaches in Mt. Everest and the Fishmans’ son, Ben, had frozen to death. In order to survive, the Griffins eat Ben’s dead body and then successfully rescue the Fishmans before they die looking for him.

The Griffins become a Nielsen Family and Peter decides to rig the ratings. But when angry neighbors let him know that he has gone too far with his absurd changes, he must find a way to restore normality to television.

When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.

Brian abuses Stewie’s time machine in order to impress girls, but goes too far and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is "unborn."

When Bobby Briggs, the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

Lois has a midlife crisis leaving Peter desperately trying to keep up with her. Meanwhile, Stewie befriends a pet turtle at the park, but the turtle is determined to destroy his life.

Meg is saddened when she learns a boy she has a crush on is gay. She decides that having Chris sleep with him is the next best thing, but when he refuses, she plans to drug him and have the boy have sex with him while he is asleep.

As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.

After Chris gets sent to space camp, he realizes that it is more than he can handle and asks to come home. But while the Griffins are there to get him, they look inside a rocket, and Stewie launches them into space.

Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is better than his. But when Stewie sees how upset Brian is, he decides to try to set things right.

Quagmire accidentally marries a washed up prostitute during a visit to Harvard with Peter and Joe. When it turns out the only way for Quagmire to get a divorce is to prove to his new wife that he is gay, he has to ask Peter for help.

To engage in romance for Valentine’s Day, Peter and Lois decide to spend the day in bed. Meanwhile, Stewie travels back in time to the ’60’s and "visits" a little girl who turns out to be his infant mother to his dismay; Meg learns a secret about the boy she met online; Quagmire learns to treat women with respect or else; Chris grows a crush on Herbert’s niece; Consuela crosses the border to be with her husband; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends; and Mayor West saves Carol from making another love mistake.

Unable to buy new sneakers, Chris steals money from Lois’s purse, but is caught by Meg, who blackmails him into doing her chores in exchange for not turning him in. Chris gets fed up and takes off to live with Herbert. Stewie becomes obsessed with Anne Murray’s hit song "Snowbird", and makes Brian also love the song. The two argue over the meaning of the song and decide to travel to her house to find the true meaning behind the song.

When the Griffins are strapped for cash, Lois is forced to look for a job and gets discovered by a "voiceover" talent agent named Randy (Giovanni Ribisi), who actually runs an adults-only phone line. Shenanigans ensue when Lois settles into her gig and hears Peter on the other line.

After a skydiving accident, Peter becomes friends with a Muslim man who convinces Peter to convert to Islam, leaving Joe and Quagmire with suspicions about this new friend.

Mayor West is brought on trial for murder, leaving Brian to try and clear his name.

Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a road trip to Canada, but their private plane crashes and Peter goes missing for two months. When his family finds him, he can no longer communicate intelligently.

After Rupert is recalled, Stewie and Brian head on an adventure to reclaim Stewie’s best friend. Meanwhile, due to illness, Peter is replaced by Lois in his bowling tournament. However, he begins to get annoyed by the brewing friendship between his wife and his buddies.

The owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, and it is up to Peter and the gang to try and stop the Clam from being shut down by the bank. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at a funeral home.

After Peter buys a farm to get away from Quahog’s rising crime problem, he becomes a meth dealer.

Brian and Stewie accidentally clone themselves while traveling to Las Vegas via Stewie’s teleporter, with one pairing having the greatest time in Vegas while the other has the worst time in Vegas.

The Griffins join a country club, after Chris begins dating the daughter of Rhode Island’s richest family, and Peter ends up getting Lois’s father, Carter, thrown out of his beloved country club.