Family Guy

The Griffins, Joe, Quagmire, and several Quahog residents are invited to a party at a remote mansion. The guests discover that the event was orchestrated by the born-again Christian James Woods and his new girlfriend to their shock and the whole event is to make amends with each guest who he has wronged in his life. Things turn dark, however, when several guests including James Woods and his girlfriend start dying off inexplicably. Eventually evidence shows Tom Tucker as the murderer leading the guests to capture him. While Tom is arrested, Lois confronts Diane (his broadcasting partner) about the event who accidentally lets it slip she knew she would be on her own from the start. A horrified Lois realizes Diane is responsible causing Diane to try and kill her. At the last second, however, she is inexplicably shot by a silenced sniper rifle.

Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

After Peter catches Lois’ dad, Carter, having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois’ mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter’s return to bachelorhood.

Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.

After Lois accidentally gets involved in boxing, she proves herself extremely skilled in the ring.

Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher (appearing in an live-action scene as himself).

Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole to kill Santa Claus at Stewie’s insistance. They get there, only to find that Santa is sick, the workshop is polluted and lifeless, the elves inbred and mutated, and the reindeer carnivorous, feral monsters because of all the work Santa does each Christmas. Brian and Stewie promise to deliver the presents for him, but fail at the first stop after being discovered by a family. On Christmas morning, when everyone wakes up with no presents under their trees, Brian explains the problem on Tom Tucker’s news station and suggests everyone must shorten their demands to one gift a year to help Santa get better. Everyone agrees to the ordeal, and one year later, the workshop is once again colorful and Christmassy and Santa, the elves, and the reindeer all rejuvenate and everyone gets the gifts they wanted, thanks to Brian’s suggestion.

Peter needs a new kidney after his disturbing energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce President Obama at school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.

Lois encounters the replacement to Diane as the Anchorwoman for Quahog’s news station, Joyce Kinney. Seeking a bond with someone famous out of sheer ego, Lois tries to befriend her. During a late-night dinner, Lois accidentally confides in Kinney that she is a former porn star. Kinney promptly reveals this on the news the next day which turns Lois into a pariah and enrages her. When Lois confronts her, Kinney reveals she’s an ex-classmate of Lois during her days as a high-school cheerleader and that revealing her secret was part of a deep-seated grudge she had on Lois because of a terrible prank she played on Kinney in high school. Lois becomes depressed leading Brian to try and pull her out of it. Eventually, Lois decides to publicly admit her mistake during a church sermon and eventually win the town’s approval back and completely infuriating Kinney.

Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

Chris’s search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed by Herbert.

Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile, Stewie accidentally creates an evil twin.

Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson. The stunt backfires on everyone except Meg, who surprisingly becomes an excellent housewife. Chris, however, proves to be incredibly productive at Peter’s desk job leading Angela to fire Peter and replace him with Chris. Angela then proceeds to overwork Chris to the point where he becomes ill-tempered and nasty which eventually leads to a stress-induced heart attack.

Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of throwing in the towel, he decides to enlist Quagmire’s help through the latter’s new class on how to score women. Unfortunately for Brian, the class was not to find love but to simply have sex. Fed up with Quagmire, he later encounters Cheryl Tiegs (Quagmire’s one true love and the reason he became so sexually active). Brian and Cheryl hit it off immediately and the former begins rubbing it in Quagmire’s face. This leads Quagmire to snag Jillian Russel (Brian’s greatest romantic conquest) and rub it in Brian’s face in response. Meanwhile, when the local dry cleaner loses his favorite white shirt, Peter goes ballistic.

When Mayor West announces his marriage to Lois’ sister, Carol, everyone gets annoyed by the change, especially Lois. Meanwhile, Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.

Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.

Bonnie and Lois go to Paris, but Lois finds out that Bonnie goes to Paris every year to have an affair. After Joe discovers Bonnie’s plans, he travels to Paris to try to get her back.

Peter retells the story of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.