Hut 33

Professor Charles Gardner:
Archie, please, I have standards!
Archie:
What? You won’t sleep with anyone without a title?
Professor Charles Gardner:
I just expect my female companions to be able to speak a handful of languages, play a lute or mandolin, and... ideally yes, be of royal descent...
Archie:
Of course, Charlie’s famous mistresses - Princess Figment of the Imagination... Dutchess of Simply Doesn’t Exist
Professor Charles Gardner:
Look, if you must know my last dalliance was with a Turkish princess, a very noble Ottoman.
Archie:
Oh, so you’ve ended up shagging the furniture...

Archie:
Where did you get to last night? I knocked on your door at 3AM.
Professor Charles Gardner:
Why did you do that?
Archie:
Because I don’t like you.

Archie:
Look Charles, a bomb dropped right in front of us... And did not exploded... Hence this conversation...