Alan B’Stard becomes new Conservative Member of the Parliament and his name is actually a giveaway - he has no morals, no scruples, no conscience, which makes him perfect for the job. At least that’s what he thinks.
1 | Back from the Mort |
| Three years after the events of "Profit of Boom", Alan secures his release from the gulag and returns to England to a hero’s welcome. |
2 | H*A*S*H |
| Alan, now MEP for the constituency of Obersaxony, is approached by his old patron Sir Greville with a proposition - acting in the employ of Big Tobacco, wishes for Alan to manipulate Piers into getting the European Commission to legalise cannabis. |
3 | Speaking in Tongues |
| After being forced to translate a pornographic magazine for him, the head of the European Parliament’s simultaneous translation department informs Alan that he will no longer have the translators’ cooperation on anything ever again. |
4 | Heil and Farewell |
| Having arranged for Nicolae Ceauºescu Jr. to sneak into Germany amongst a group of refugees in exchange for half of a hidden treasure, Alan finds his scheme imperiled when hundreds of neo-Nazis begin to riot and lay siege to the hostel where the refugees are being housed. |
5 | A Bigger Splash |
| Soon after purchasing Robert Maxwell’s luxury yacht Alan announces that he will use the yacht to transport a cargo of humanitarian aid to war-torn Herzegovina. |
6 | The Irresistible Rise of Alan B’Stard |
| With the economic crisis in Britain showing no signs of stopping, Alan worries that he may lose his fortune for good, and so hatches his most audacious plot yet. |
7 | A B’Stard Exposed |
| Special episode. Alan B’Stard MP has returned to domestic Parliament following a Welsh by-election conspicuous by the absence of any opponents. They were found after polling day at the bottom of a coal mine. |