Alan B’Stard becomes new Conservative Member of the Parliament and his name is actually a giveaway - he has no morals, no scruples, no conscience, which makes him perfect for the job. At least that’s what he thinks.
1 | Labour of Love |
| On the political outs with his own party after the events of "Who Shot Alan B’Stard?", Alan is dismayed when Victor Crosby, a man even further to the right than he, wins a by-election in Accrington and quickly becomes the new darling of the party. |
2 | The Party’s Over |
| Alan is summoned to the office of Sir Greville, who gives him terrible news: professor Eugene Quail, the government’s leading oil expert, has rechecked his figures and discovered that the North Sea oil will run out any day now. |
3 | Let Them Sniff Cake |
| While appearing on a TV talk show, Alan voices his enthusiastic support for animal testing, particularly on rabbits and other furry creatures, triggering a riot. |
4 | Keeping Mum |
| Alan is in a bad mood after learning that, upon the death of Piers’ father, his lackey is now a baronet and a multi-millionaire. |
5 | Natural Selection |
| Alan receives shocking news: after years of neglecting his constituents—refusing to answer their letters or meet with them, and never holding surgeries – he has been deselected as the Tory candidate for Haltemprice. |
6 | Profit of Boom |
| Alan is visiting the Soviet Union to deliver a series of lectures on the virtues of capitalism when he is contacted by Colonel Gromyko, head of the KGB, and Freddy Ogilvy, director of MI6. |
