Alan B’Stard becomes new Conservative Member of the Parliament and his name is actually a giveaway - he has no morals, no scruples, no conscience, which makes him perfect for the job. At least that’s what he thinks.
1 | Fatal Extraction |
| After appearing on a TV talk show in which he explains his view on the issue of abortion Alan discovers while driving home that there is as much as £1 billion worth of oil located beneath the Hackney Marshes. |
2 | Live from Westminster |
| Alan discovers that the introduction of television cameras to the House of Commons is the greatest opportunity of his career yet. After a few fiery speeches on the floor, he quickly becomes a superstar. |
3 | The Wapping Conspiracy |
| Looking for an opportunity to recruit nubile, under-aged girls to have sex with, Alan becomes the parliamentary patron of the newly-formed "Young Ladies’ Recreational Association". |
4 | The Haltemprice Bunker |
| Alan’s old friend offers to let him in on the ground floor of a scheme to exploit General Pinochet’s new slavery program for a profit. |
5 | California Here I Come |
| Alan and Piers fly to Hollywood, where they attend a party thrown by a major film producer, to whom Alan intends to pitch the idea of a Dallas-style soap opera set in the House of Commons. |
6 | May the Best Man Win |
| Piers’ announcement that he is engaged to be married is met with derision by Alan, who charges him £500 for the "privilege" of having Alan as his best man. |
7 | Piers of the Realm |
| In Yorkshire to attend a horse race in which his horse is the favourite, Alan holds a rare surgery, during which he charges a farmer to have a bypass rerouted around his farm and cons a senile elderly woman out of her home. |
8 | Who Shot Alan B’Stard? |
| Special episode. Britain is in shock at the attempted assassination of Alan, which has left him comatose and fighting for his life in the hospital. |
