That ’70s Show

After Red’s heart attack, Kitty has to take extra hospital shifts to support the family, worrying Eric, which he believes is a way to guilt him into not going to Madison with Donna. Jackie finally decides on Hyde over Kelso, but finds out the one she chooses already has another girl.

Hyde is still giving Jackie the cold shoulder, so Kelso decides to help get them back together. Eric depresses Donna about the last things they can do before she goes to Madison, just to have sex, and Kitty throws away all of Red’s beer as a precaution to a future heart attack.

It’s Eric’s 18th birthday and Donna is ready to leave for Madison. At the same time, he wonders why his "surprise birthday party" isn’t being arranged by Kitty who has other plans in mind with Red.

Kelso tries to convince the gang he did it with Brooke, a former senior in high school when the gang were sophomores, during a Molly Hatchet concert, but she denies it. Jackie becomes jealous after Hyde admits Brooke is attractive, but he doesn’t know how to lie righteously to her, and Kelso finds out Brooke’s pregnant.

In order to get past an INS investigator on Fez and Laurie’s marital status, Fez must live with the Formans to avoid deportation. Meanwhile, Brooke tells Kelso he’s off the hook, but Kelso feels he has a responsibility to support her.

Kelso and Eric vie for a waiter job at Hyde’s workplace and Red wants Fez and Laurie to get a divorce, until mysterious gifts suddenly arrive at the Formans’ door. Donna and Jackie send fudge to a depressed Bob, disguised as secret admirers, to make him happy.

Jackie brings the gang to a high school Christmas dance in order for her to get back at the cheerleading squad for kicking her out. Eric forgets to visit Donna at the radio station while him, Hyde, and Fez are treated as celebrities at the dance, while Kelso wants to spend the night with Brooke at the library. Meanwhile, Red works in the local mall as Santa Claus, but Bob wants the job too.

Eric decides to lounge around at home and become obese, never leaving the comfort of his bed again. Kelso wants to start a serious relationship with Brooke, so he invites her, Hyde, and Jackie to go on a double date. Meanwhile, Fez drives Red around because of his heart attack and gets irritated.

Kelso starts his first day as a cadet at the police academy, while Red teaches Eric to do housework, including plumbing and fixing the lawnmower. Jackie enrolls in a Big Sister program, but Donna bets she can’t do a good enough job as a big sister.

Fez needs to take an exam to become an American citizen, so Red educates him about American history. Kelso thinks he is the academy’s "stooge" and asks Eric and Hyde to help him break into the station to locate his file for verification.

After Kelso vandalizes one of Eric’s belongings, Eric and Donna steal his van and travel to their planned wedding location. With his van gone, Kelso needs to find a way to take Brooke to a doctor’s appointment, while Jackie redecorates Hyde’s room, much to his discomfort, and Red is displeased when Bob gives him a pair of shoes.

Fez falls for Suzy (Alyson Hannigan), one of Kelso’s classmates at the police academy, however, her feelings lie on Kelso, which may cause his and Fez’s friendship to break. A therapist wants to know the origin of Red’s stress and Kitty believes the fault lies directly on her.

Donna thinks she is pregnant, having missed a day from taking her birth control pills, which angers Red and Bob. After their dispute for Suzy, Kelso and Fez cease their friendship, but she tries to make amends for the both of them.

Due to the false pregnancy scare, Eric and Donna are sent to attend premarital counseling at church, and a lie they tell puts them in an embarrassing situation. Kelso continues to lie to Brooke about his failing marks on his Penal Code tests and trouble comes when he accidentally sets the police academy on fire. After the premarital counseling, Donna decides she and Eric need to be celibate until they are married.

Jackie’s mother, Pam (Brooke Shields), returns from Acapulco and starts dating Bob and Kelso is reluctant about going to the police academy, forcing Eric, Hyde and Fez to get him back on his feet. Meanwhile, Donna’s celibacy begins to drive Eric mad.

Red is at the mercy of a heart rate monitor, as it always goes off whenever Pam is around, making Kitty suspicious of him being attracted to her. Donna and Jackie try to split Bob and Pam up and have the idea of using Fez to seduce Pam.

Donna is horrified after she finds Eric masturbating in her bathroom. Meanwhile, Hyde and Fez go to the academy to visit Kelso, but what they find is a completely straight-forward, honest person, rather than the bumbling idiot they know and love.

Eric and Donna have to go register for wedding gifts, but he does not like shopping with Donna. Hyde is worried all this wedding talk will make Jackie pressure him into proposing to her. Meanwhile, Red begins reading one of Kitty’s erotic novels.

Eric feels bad after injuring Mitch (Seth Green), a former high school classmate, at a mini-golf stand and offers him to hang out in his basement. However, he begins to regret it, as Mitch starts making him look bad. Meanwhile, when Bob invites Pam to live with him, she breaks up with him, and Donna and Jackie try to get them back together.

Eric’s fidelity is in question, after he reveals he dated another girl when Donna and Casey were together. After Red and Hyde moved Pam’s belongings into Bob’s house, the two are speechless when they see Pam topless, and must try every way to hide this fact from Kitty and Jackie.

Donna pretends to be Mitch’s date for his brother’s wedding, but he tells everyone she is his fiancée, proving Eric’s suspicion of Mitch’s growing affection for Donna. To regain his honor, Mitch challenges him to a fight. Meanwhile, Fez pretends to be rich, in order to impress a girl he meets at the wedding (Rachel Bilson). Kelso and Brooke attend parenting classes with Kitty as the instructor, and Red installs cable TV, only to have someone steal the signal.

Eric accidentally ruins Donna’s wedding dress and must find a way to prevent her from knowing. Red, under the influence, buys a canoe at an auction with Kitty’s wedding gift money and has to find another present to give to Eric, thus Hyde, Kelso and Fez try to find humorous ways of misusing the canoe.

Eric thinks he is holding Donna back on college and her dreams, after she leases a trailer for the two of them. While the guys go to Eric’s bachelor party at a strip club, the girls attend Donna’s bachelorette party, where they find Kelso’s older brother Casey.

As their wedding day approaches, Eric is having second thoughts, after a dream leaves him bewildered about his future and married life, and even Donna starts having cold feet. Hyde and Fez play their own form of rock-paper-scissors to determine who will be Eric’s best man, and Kelso meets Brooke’s mother (Morgan Fairchild), who wants Brooke to move to Chicago, Illinois with her. Eric disappears before the wedding rehearsal.

With the wedding called off, Donna commiserates with Hyde at the water tower. After she accidentally knocks him off, Hyde ends up in the hospital, where nurse Kitty, researching his records, finds a different man listed on Hyde’s birth certificate than the man Hyde had always thought was his father. Eric eventually returns, sneaking into Donna’s bedroom to explain his disappearance, and Donna agrees she, too, was not ready for marriage.