Rules of Engagement

Jeff and Audrey’s idea of the perfect candidate (Jaime Pressly) to serve as their surrogate is ruined by Russell’s fling with her.

Jeff reveals that he keeps track of Audrey’s faults, which upsets her. Adam tries using the same technique with Jennifer, and it backfires. Timmy falls for a co-worker. Guest star: Taryn Southern.

When Jeff and Audrey decide to purchase a new rug, they give their old and "broken in" one to Jennifer and Adam. Jeff and Audrey try to go to an adoption fair and end up with big confusion.

When his love life doesn’t move at the desired pace, Jeff takes matters into his own hands, which makes Audrey want to spice things up. Russell invites Timmy on a trip to Miami, but doesn’t tell Timmy that he’s afraid of flying.

Audrey is too busy with work and Jeff convinces her to play softball. After a game full of interruptions from work, she quits. Timmy gets frustrated when he is "cut off" by his new girlfriend. Adam and Jennifer try to make up a good story about how they met. Guest star: Taryn Southern

Trying to find her calling in life, Audrey decides to start a cookie business. Meanwhile, Jennifer and Adam discover marijuana in an old storage box, and become more "baked" than Audrey’s cookies. Guest star: Taryn Southern.

Jeff and Adam use Audrey’s rented retail space for a game of mannequin head ball. Jennifer and Audrey also enjoy their game through a security camera. Russell and Timmy go on a double-date. Guest star: Taryn Southern.

Audrey and Jeff become tired of finding a surrogate, but Jeff’s lesbian friend agrees to help them out. Adam is desperate to have a boy’s night out, but ends up in the elevator. Russell’s mother comes to town with expensive gifts, but leaves after cutting off Russell. Guest stars: Sara Rue, Joan Collins and Rebel Wilson.

Audrey, upset by her appearance in a photograph belonging to Jeff’s boss, decides to replace the picture. Russell is trying to cut his expeditures.

Jeff, tired of co-workers asking for donations, informs his employees that he will no longer take part in their charities. He soon regrets this, however, when Audrey needs donations for her 10K charity run. Meanwhile Russel dates a woman who gives him a very familiar series of excuses.

Timmy tries to teach Russell to budget his money, now that his mother has cut him off. Audrey pretends that she’s still at her old job to impress an old friend. Adam tries to get Jennifer to stop cracking her knuckles.

Audrey attempts to prove she is the funny one in her relationship with Jeff, at Jeff’s office Christmas party. Meanwhile, Russell dresses Timmy as an elf, in yet another way to embarrass him, and Adam’s gifts to Jennifer are handed out to his co-workers.

Adam reveals his cheerleading past to Jennifer, which embarrasses her a lot. Russell and Timmy fight for the affections of the new waitress at the Island Diner. Jeff is upset when he discovers that Audrey’s new Pilates instructor is a guy.

Russell makes Timmy babysit his new girlriend’s son, while he and the woman go to the Criss Angel show. Jeff and Audrey double-date Brenda and her partner, Becky. Audrey lets out the surrogate news, and Becky is very upset because Brenda hasn’t told her yet. Adam tries to prove to Jennifer that he can fix things around the house. Guest stars: Sara Rue, Criss Angel.

Russell expresses his wish to join Timmy’s singing group, but later backs off. Audrey and Jeff try their best to avoid their annoying neighbor, Liz. Guest stars: SoCal VoCals, Wendi McLendon-Covey.

Jeff’s day off is interrupted by the presence of his maid. Meanwhile, Adam tries to find out what’s causing his eye twitch. Timmy tries to mess with Russell’s date by calling her and speaking in Russell’s voice. Audrey starts her new job.

Jeff and Audrey find a zygote when visiting the fertility specialist with their surrogate. Adam impersonates Jeff to receive an order of Omaha Steaks. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy double date WNBA basketball players. Guest stars: Sara Rue, Kalena Ranoa, Noelle Bellinghausen.

After Jeff stuns Audrey by remembering their wedding date, the surprise is on Jeff. Meanwhile, Timmy helps Russell on a date with a sexy Italian woman. Guest star: Moran Atias.

In an attempt to ditch Liz, their annoying neighbor, Jeff and Audrey set her up with a guy from Jeff’s office. Adam begins working out at a new kind of gym. Meanwhile, Timmy forbids Russell from having any form of contact with his sister. Guest stars: Larry Joe Campbell, Wendi McLendon Covey, Melanie Kannokada.

Jeff gets a rude awakening when he assumes that the surrogate pregnancy will give him the best of both worlds. Timmy takes over as planner for Adam and Jennifer’s wedding. Guest star: Sara Rue.

Jeff tries to regain his youthful appearance after discovering an old photograph of himself, which encourages Adam to take a current photo of himself. Russell and Liz both feel embarrassment the day after sleeping together. Guest star: Wendi McLendon Covey.

Jeff and Audrey fear the possibility of having twins. Russell throws a "citizenship party" for Timmy to impress a girl. Guest star: Sara Rue.

Jeff has a hard time accepting Audrey’s raise. While feigning disinterest, Russell is curious about Liz’s "other man". Guest stars: Wendi McLendon-Covey, Larry Joe Campbell.

Russell goes on a cruise to meet what he thinks are potential "hot young" lovers. As the ship sets sail, he discovers the cruise has been booked by members of the Red Hat Society. Audrey and Jeff have to stay elsewhere while their apartment is being painted. Adam and Jennifer ruin the paint job as well as Jeff and Audrey’s couch.