Melissa & Joey

Mel’s doctor drops by on Halloween to convince Mel she was once a teenage witch and needs to battle the evil Dark Lord. At first Mel and Joe don’t believe her, but then Joe’s Halloween robot comes to life, and Mel accidentally turns Lennox into a cat. Joe begins to show a darker side of himself and Mel tries to trigger his memory to get the ghoul out of his body.

Mel and Joe are about to celebrate their first Christmas as a married couple, which leads to a competition over whose family ornament should take the top spot on the tree. Both Mel and Joe have a flashback set in a 1930s’ British themed.

Mel is less than thrilled when her honeymoon to Tahiti gets cancelled due to her broken leg, so Joe surprises her with a cabin getaway. But things go awry, and their dream vacation quickly becomes a nightmare. Meanwhile, Lennox tries to hide her relationship with Marco (guest star Kevin Fonteyne) from everyone, not realizing Joe had wired the house with cameras before he and Mel left.

Dani wants to go on a date with a boy at school, but Joe tells her she is too young. So she tricks Mel into taking her anyway. Meanwhile, Lennox and Marco (guest star Kevin Fonteyne) run into Zander (guest star Sterling Knight).

Joe is eager to start a family, but Mel insists that she’s not ready. She changes her mind after spending some time with a friend’s baby, but Joe starts to worry about how their sex life might change. Ryder tells the family that he plans on skipping college and relocating to Louisiana to join the Peace Corps with a girl he recently met. Also, Lennox feels guilty about Marco taking Zander’s assistant job, so sets him up with a friend of hers.

Mel, Joe, Lennox and Dani are anxious to videochat to Ryder in Lousiana to wish him a happy 18th birthday, but errors in the tablets and laptops, cause Joe to try and fix it himself, while Mel tries to hide from him that she’s hired a professional to fix it. Mel also has a hidden reason for wanting to see Ryder on his 18th, due to a troubled past.

Mel and Joe receives late wedding gifts from family members. Meanwhile, Lennox gloats on how better of a boyfriend Marco is than Zander, but Lennox realizes he’s no very good after he’s going to go on a trip to Japan. Mel and Joe are suspecting a coffee maker, but doesn’t make it, and now Mel and Joe must lie to Aunt Bunny about receiving the coffee maker.

While going through a box of albums, Mel finds out that Joe use to be in a boy band. Mel tells Lennox and Danni, and they begin to laugh. Meanwhile, Zander comes over, knowing that Zander hasn’t told his girlfriend about them working together, she insist of him going back there to tell her. Mel learns that Danni is a good Pianist and singer, but Joe doesn’t seem to feel that proud. Mel and Joe have a talk in the kitchen, and Mel wants to know where is his negative attitude coming from, so he confesses. Elsewhere, Zander tells Lennox that he told his girlfriend the truth, but Lennox soon find out when he begins to freak out when she calls him on Face Time. Lennox then feels desolated and cancels the movie whilst Joe listens to Danni play on the Piano. Danni feels like her dad is telling her she can’t make it in the music business, and she runs off upstairs.

Joe bets Mel and the rest of the family that they cannot go 48 hours without their cell phones and computers. Things get tense when Joe finds himself in need of using his phone, and he then spots Mel using her phone.

Danni starts to drink wine. Mel has a long history of drinking wine, causing Joe to wonder if she’s been drinking his wine.