Melissa & Joey

2010s tv sitcom

Season 3  - Melissa & Joey tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 3  - Melissa & Joey tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 3  - Melissa & Joey tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 3  - Melissa & Joey tv sitcom episodes guide
Season 3  - Melissa & Joey tv sitcom episodes guide

Mel Burke, local councilwoman, has to take care of her niece and nephew after their mother was arrested for money laundering. Since she already has a lot on her mind she hires Joey, who also was affected by the scandal, to be her live-in nanny for the kids.



Melissa & Joey Season 3 (2013)


1

Works for Me

Distraught over the possibility of never re-entering the financial world, Joe seeks other venues with the neighbors, while Mel desperately attempts to demonstrate his importance to the family. Meanwhile, Lennox becomes obsessed with discovering the identity of a girl her artist boyfriend, Zander (Sterling Knight), has been drawing in his notebook. Elsewhere, Ryder goes on a camping trip and has a run-in with the law after he is the only one (of all of his friends) to admit that they smoked pot.

2

Toxic Parents

When Mel and Joe discover that they are dating a divorced man and woman who were formerly married, they attempt to win over the affections of the ex-couple’s child, with disastrous results as the child is trapped in a storm drain. The Parents then proceed to dump them both. Meanwhile, Lennox wants to rebel against her boyfriend Zander’s sexist stereotype and considers getting a tattoo. Elsewhere, Ryder mopes around the house, missing his former high school life.

3

Inside Job

Mel gets Joe a government job, but problems arise when Joe is caught in another financial scandal, putting Mel’s career on the line as it turns out their boss was behind the scandals and he is caught on a wire and is later arrested the news presenter then announces as Joe was allegedly involved in the scandal he loses his job. Elsewhere, Lennox must kiss an attractive classmate when she stars in the school play.

4

Can’t Hardly Wait

Joe dates his chiropractor, Dr. Chelsea Mullins (Marla Sokoloff), following a back injury. After Mel tells him about a book suggesting new couples abstain from sex, he decides he doesn’t want to rush their new romance. Chelsea reveals that she is still a virgin, waiting for that perfect man, and as their relationship continues, Joe finds waiting unbearable. Elsewhere, Ryder and Zander team up to work on a graphic novel, but the project hits a sour note when Lennox becomes their editor.

5

Oh Brother

Mel begins dating an old pal from childhood (Trevor Donovan), and Joe worries that Mel and her beau may be related and not know it. He and Mel plot to discover the truth. Elsewhere, Lennox learns that one of her blog sponsors engages in unfair labor practices, and struggles with the guilt of involving herself with the company while loving her new phone.

6

The Truth Hurts

Mel and Austin’s romantic weekend adventure gets ruined thanks to Joe, and they aren’t allowed to have sex. Meanwhile, Ryder gets a classmate when Joe introduces him to a fellow home schooled student, but Ryder is annoyed by how much of a nerd he is.

7

The Unkindest Cut

Mel starts to imagine having a family with Austin. However she learns Austin decided he never wanted children at 25 and had a vasectomy. This puts a strain on their relationship. Austin points out that Lennox and Ryder are basically her children, and Joe babysits the neighbor’s baby, Tucker, bringing him over to the house so he can remind Mel of her dreams of wanting her own child. Meanwhile Lennox is faced with the challenge of writing her college admissions essay, and she hires Ryder to boss her around until she finishes.

8

The Unfriending

Joe encourages Mel to ditch her clingy friend, Anita, but when Mel thinks that Anita’s finally out of her life for good, she and Joe begin dating. Mel is convinced Anita just wants to be back in her life, while Joe believes it is a genuine relationship, so they plot to uncover the truth. Meanwhile, Lennox tries to figure out why Zander won’t share his SAT scores. Upon discovering he scored higher than her, Lennox gets angry and realizes just how competitive she is.

9

Something Happened

Mel and Joe discover through Lennox’s blog that she recently lost her virginity to Zander. Mel is bothered that Lennox downplays sex and didn’t feel she could share with her aunt, so she decides to help her niece have a more rewarding sex.life. Joe is completely against this idea, trying to deny the event. After Zander breaks up with Lennox soon after, Joe gets angry and goes to have a talk with him. Elsewhere, Ryder plays up his undeserved rebel reputation to impress his girlfriend, but this approach backfires with her parents, who insist that they stop seeing one another.

10

Family Feud

Mel and Joe cohost a local morning show and win over viewers, but their candor about Lennox’s and Ryder’s lives upsets the teens. Allusion to The Kings of Summer: Ryder exclaims that one day he could run away and build a house in the woods, a reference to the plot of The Kings of Summer, which he stars in.

11

Fast Times

After Mel’s new boyfriend Noah’s apartment floods, Mel tries to get their relationship progressing quickly by inviting him to live with her for the week. Elsewhere, Lennox encounters difficulty waking up in the morning for her new internship.

12

Bad Influence

Joe and Ryder mistakenly sell an old video of Mel’s at a garage sale, and Mel is desperate to get it back. Elsewhere, Lennox’s pen pal looks forward to meeting her now that he’s out of prison.

13

Teach Your Children

Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating the mother of one of his students, which unintentionally earns him a reputation among the other mothers in the neighborhood as a tutor-prostitute. Meanwhile, Zander and Lennox decide to skip college and drive around the country in a motor home—which doesn’t sit well with "cool" aunt Mel. And Ryder introduces his vegan girlfriend to the joys of meat.

14

What Happens in Jersey... part 1

Joe is returning home to Jersey for the 99th birthday of his grandmother (Doris Roberts) but reveals that she doesn’t know that he is divorced and that telling her might kill her. Joe, Ryder and Lennox convince Mel to pose as Joe’s wife to keep his grandmother happy. Things get complicated, however, when the birthday girl treats Mel and Joe to a special "love potion". Meanwhile, Lennox may be falling for Joe’s nephew (Kevin Fontayne) and Ryder fears he’s been drafted into the Mafia.

15

What Happens in Jersey... part 2

After a night of heavy drinking, Joe and Mel end up sleeping together to their own shock. Ryder gets worked up about helping out Joe’s mother with "the rat". Lennox finds out that Marco was only pretending to be into her to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Mel, as Tiffany, mistakenly makes a deathbed promise to Nona that she and Joe will stay together forever. Joe tells Mel that they should take a shot at a relationship, though Mel insists that it would never work out due to their constant bickering and takes a plane back to Toledo alone. When Mel gets back, Austin arrives, telling her that he wants her back and wants a family with her someday. Joe returns shortly after and realizes that he might have missed his opportunity.

16

A New Kind of Christmas

Mel’s sister, Meredith (Jaime Pressly), comes home from prison on furlough to celebrate Christmas with the kids and Mel, and seems unruffled by Joe’s obvious animosity towards her. Note: Christmas special as part of ABC Family’s 25 Days of Christmas.

17

A Decent Proposal

Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey. When he arrives, he’s shocked to find Austin (Trevor Donovan) has shown up and wants to give his relationship with Mel another try. Deciding he can’t stay and watch them fall in love all over again, Joe quits. Meanwhile, Lennox plots to get Joe and Mel together and Ryder gets sick from his own cooking.

18

Independence Day

Mel decides that she wants to take it slow with Joe, but it backfires when he decides to move out so that he can properly "court" her. Joe finds an apartment, but ends up taking a ridiculous amount of shifts at his new job to afford it after declining Mel’s help. When Mel accidentally gets Joe fired, she sees it as a good thing until Joe is hired as a new live-in nanny for one of the neighbors. Meanwhile, Lennox finds it hard to collaborate with Zander on a creative project amidst their relationship pause.

19

The New Deal

Joe’s new job is taking away his time with Mel. So, she sneaks over there and almost gets him fired. He later quits for something his boss says to him.

20

Feel the Burn

Mel pressures Joe to teach an exercise class, which he kicks her out of. They later go to a dinner, still fighting. Lennox and Zander sell their web series.

21

Plus One

Mel takes Joe to a work dinner, where he shares his and her opinions, getting bad press for Mel.

22

House Broken

Mel gets a dog against Joe’s wishes. After a day of hanging out, the dog (Wendell) forms an attachment for Joe and Mel gets jealous when Wendell sneaks into Joe’s room and sleeps with him overnight. Joe tries to show Mel how much Wendell loves her by hiding dog treats under the pillows on the couch. While talking to Lennox, Mel realises that she wants a baby. Mel tries to tell Joe that she wants a baby but has trouble and says she wants Wendell micro-chipped. Lennox finds out that Wendell has an owner (Paxton) because one of the 9,000 followers on Instagram had proof but that he ran away. Joe admits to Mel that he was so against the idea of getting a dog because it was so similar to raising a baby and that he was intimidated. Ryder starts seeing Stella, a teen mom, who is highly motivated, responsible, and wants to get into a good college. She tells Ryder that now isn’t a good time for her to have sex, especially since she made some poor decisions last year, he seems bummed, but respects her decision and they sit in Joe’s car looking up at the stars.

23

Couples Therapy

Joe and Mel decide to join couples therapy. The counselor, Dr. Kathryn Miller, turns out to be Joe’s ex girlfriend. Lennox has complications dating her teacher’s assistant when Zander shows up at her doorstep.

24

To Tell The Truth

Mel and Joe go to couple’s night with friends.

25

My Roof, My Rules

Lennox’s romance with Emerson is exposed, so Mel follows Joe’s advice and forbids the relationship, leading Lennox to move out. Elsewhere, Ryder forgets his passport and gets stuck at the Canadian border.

26

Chaperones

Mel and Joe chaperone a dance at Ryder’s school, but they "misbehave" and get thrown out. Meanwhile, Ryder plans to end his relationship with Stella, but he changes his mind after he helps her take care of an ill Isabel.

27

I’ll Cut You

Joe is rear-ended by Mel’s hairdresser and Mel struggles to choose sides. Ryder seeks advice from Lennox.

28

Catch & Release

Mel wonders if she can trust Joe when his old buddy Charlie enlists him as a wingman. Lennox becomes jealous when she meets Zander’s new roommates (Erin Sanders and Meaghan Martin)

29

Born To Run

Mel’s father is back and causes trouble when an embarrassing text of his goes public, threatening her bid for an upcoming election.

30

More Than Roommates

Joe inherits his grandmother’s old chair and wants it placed in the living room. Mel has trouble telling Joe that she doesn’t think it fits. Nona then appears to her in a dream and gets her to sit in the chair. When Joe sees the wine stain that Mel created, the two argue, but end up finding out that Nona had hid $10,000 in the chair for Joe. Meanwhile, Ryder offers moving help to Zander’s roommates and ends up hooking up with one of them.

31

Accidents Will Happen

Mel thinks that she is pregnant after taking a home pregnancy test. When Joe finds the test, Lennox says it’s hers to cover for Mel. Meanwhile, Ryder needs to pass a math test and enlists the school nerd to tutor him and a popular girl in their class.

32

Right Time, Right Place

Mel has planned the perfect wedding for her friend, but when the wedding is abruptly cancelled, Mel suggests that she and Joe take the next step and get married instead. Joe turns her down the first time because he doesn’t think that they’re ready. Ryder later spots Joe at a jewelry store and everyone assumes that he’s planning a proposal. This leads to Mel becoming increasingly frustrated throughout their date night when she keeps looking for the signs. However, Joe does end up proposing to Mel in front of the family and she says yes.

33

Don’t Look Back in Anger

Mel and Joe have a marriage ceremonial expert (Tim Conway) come to their house. They look back at all the things in the past.

34

Uninvited

Joe’s mother visits unexpectedly, which irks Mel, but Joe saves his anger for another unplanned guest: his estranged brother. Elsewhere, Lennox and Ryder aren’t on the same page with her plans for his future.

35

You’re the One That I Want

Mel and Joe get ready to tie the knot. The guys go dirtbiking and Joe hurts his leg because of Ryder. Meanwhile Joey’s nephew has the hots for Lennox which creates problems for her. Joey makes it to the alter, but finds out he has a 13 year old daughter he never knew about during the vows.

36

Maybe I’m Amazed

Mel & Joe never finish the vows after Joe hears about his daughter Dani. They go to her hometown and meet her, then Dani comes to Toledo in a cab to see her father get married. Meanwhile, Lennox and Zander break up again, and Ryder announces to his aunt that he doesn’t plan to go to college.

37

At Last

Problems arise when Joey tells Dani that she can move in without consulting Mel first. Lennox pursues Marco as a rebound after breaking it off with Zander. After the wedding minister quits, Ryder gets ordained online so he can perform the ceremony himself. When the wedding is finally set to occur, Mel falls off the roof and lands in the hospital. Not wanting to prolong their vows any longer, Mel and Joe are married in front of their loved ones in her hospital room.




Seasons of Melissa & Joey

2010 Season 1
2012 Season 2
2013 Season 3
2014 Season 4


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