Doug is a overweight courier, who does not enjoy his job. His consolation is his beautiful wife... he also can’t enjoy much since her father, that doesn’t get along with Doug, moved in with them.
1 | Arthur, Spooner |
| Doug gets Arthur to accompany him in his bed because he cannot sleep without Carrie. |
2 | Window Pain |
| After their neighbors hear Doug & Carrie in a big fight, Carrie tries to convince the neighbors, Mike (Michael Lowry) and Debi (Marcia Cross) that they are better than that; Arthur gets Spence to let him ride the subway for free. |
3 | Holy Mackerel |
| After Carrie receives a bonus after a prayer in church, Carrie starts praying for many things (mostly petty), Doug is disgusted but soon sees the light and joins in on Carrie’s "prayer spree". |
4 | Kirbed Enthusiasm |
| Deacon complains to Doug about how much Kirby hates football, so he gets Doug to play football again to encourage him. |
5 | Mammary Lane |
| Carrie recently accepts a job given out by her boss, babysitting for his child. Even though his child is already about 4 years old, he constantly keeps grabbing her breasts; After seeing Denise (Rachel Dratch) an unattractive woman working at the bowling alley, Doug throws her a "mercy flirt" but the woman mistakes it for sexual harassment. |
6 | Business Affairs |
| Doug gets jealous because someone calls Carrie’s new work friend, Kurt her "work husband" even though Kurt is gay. |
7 | Flame Resistant |
| After Doug bumps in to his old girlfriend Margy (Lola Glaudini), she and Doug’s mom (Jenny O’Hara) spend lots of time together making Carrie jealous. After Doug recalls a song he wrote for his old girlfriend about 15 years previous, Margy insists he did not finish it, but Doug tries to prove her wrong. |
8 | Flash Photography |
| At a wedding, Doug is bored and Deacon recalls a story of his own wedding where someone took a photo of their behind. Doug gets inspired and takes a disposable camera into the restroom and tries to copy the story only this time it’s his "be-front"! |
9 | Connect Four |
| After Carrie receives some tickets to four Knicks games from her boss, she tries to find a couple to go with her and Doug. Carrie finds a couple but Doug does not like her husband and Doug finds a couple but Carrie does not like the wife, leaving Carrie to come up with the idea of a "Franken-couple". |
10 | Loaner Car |
| Doug enjoys the single life after he lends Carrie out to Deacon during Thanksgiving to help him out. |
11 | Mentalo Case |
| At Christmas time, Doug remembers a toy he had as a child so he tries to buy one on eBay but Carrie prevents him because he wanted to pay $180. Doug later goes to a toy convention with Spence to try to track one down. After a sequence of events, Doug thinks Deacon bought him the toy. Carrie thinks Holly bought her a leather jacket, because Arthur gets Holly to disclose Carrie’s gift to him. |
12 | Jung Frankenstein |
| After a successful visit to a therapist (Dave Foley) about Doug’s over-eating, Carrie gets the therapist to work on other problems Doug has without Doug knowing. |
13 | Attention Deficit |
| Carrie gets mad at Doug for not asking about her job evaluation and at that the fact that he never thinks of her because he is too busy planning his Super Bowl party. |
14 | Prints Charming |
| Doug and Carrie pick up some of their photos, but soon they find out, it’s not their photos, but photos of another couple, Carrie gets upset after realizing this couple is much more exciting and active then they are. Later, Carrie begins to make Doug join her in different activities. |
15 | Animal Attraction |
| On Valentine’s Day, Carrie has to cancel dinner with Doug because he and Deacon have to deliver two penguins to Albany. Holly is recently dumped so Carrie takes her out to a nightclub in hopes of cheering her up. Arthur and Spence spend their Valentine’s Day at Arthur’s senior center. |
16 | Golden Moldy |
| While on vacation, Arthur calls Doug to tell him he discovered that the house is mold-damaged and the repair bill is $7,000. |
17 | S’Poor House |
| Doug and Carrie find out they have $12,000 worth in mold damage in their house (more than the original estimate) so Doug asks his dad (Dakin Matthews) for the money. Before handing over the money, he looks through receipts, and soon discovers that Carrie has spent large amounts on clothes. |
18 | Steve Moscow |
| Doug and Carrie hire Steve (Charles Rocket) and his group of Russian mold employees to repair their damage, but it takes much longer and costs more than they expected. |
19 | Cowardly Lyin |
| Doug wants to avoid going to an opera planned by Carrie, so he lies and says he was working late. After Carrie finds out about his lie, Doug admits that he lies because he is scared of her. |
20 | Driving Reign |
| After Danny gets a job working at IPS with Doug, he is able to do Doug’s route faster than Doug can. Holly makes the mistake of giving Arthur a mini-trophy that says "World’s Best Grandfather", because Arthur would rather be more like a father to her. |
21 | Clothes Encounter |
| Carrie discovers a "loop hole" in the system, where she has up to 30 days to return items she purchases. Soon, it gets out of hand and she fills up her entire office with a temporary wardrobe. |
22 | Queens’bro Bridge |
| Doug finds out that Arthur owns inherited property where there is a house built, but there’s just one problem, it’s co-owned by his hated half-brother, Skitch (Shelley Berman). Doug attempts to reunite the brothers in an attempt to have Arthur move out. |
23 | Dog Shelter |
| After a visit at his parents’ house, Doug finds out that his dog has died and been replaced 3 times. Plus, Doug is informed by his parents that he was born in Montreal, Quebec. |
24 | Taste Buds |
| Doug tricks Arthur into asking Carrie for things that Doug actually likes because Carrie is more apt to listening to Arthur. |
25 | Bed Spread |
| After their bed gets destroyed, Doug and Carrie sleep in separate beds and enjoy their time apart. |
