According to Jim

Jim guilts the kids into doing household chores as repercussion for losing one of the twins’ blankets.

After Dana moves away, Jim must find Cheryl a replacement best friend as soon as possible.

Jim and his band win a contest, providing them with the opportunity to play for child pop sensation Jami McFame.

Andy plans a proposal to his girlfriend, which is quickly halted.

Jim, in a last-ditch effort to earn money for Christmas gifts for his five kids, lands his twins in a role in a movie opposite Steve Guttenberg.

Jim and Andy plan a cabin retreat at Andy’s girlfriend’s cabin along with Emily’s ex-husband.

Jim is certain that a former girlfriend he runs into at a restaurant wants to rekindle their romance.

Jim is jealous of Cheryl’s yoga instructor.

Jim prepares Kyle for his first "date" with Ruby’s older piano teacher, Mandy.

Andy, desperate to impress Mandy with the perfect birthday gift, turns to Jim for advice. Jim counsels against giving fancy jewelry, urging Andy instead to give a sentimental gift to win her over.

Jim turns babysitting his twin kids into a sporting event.

Andy plays snow football with Jim, despite his girlfriend Mandy’s warning. While playing, Andy gets injured and tries, with Jim’s help, to hide his injuries from Mandy.

Jim tries to be the coolest dad to impress Ruby’s friends, but soon realizes she’s just manipulating him to get away with privileges that Cheryl would never condone.

When Jim injures his back and is prescribed pain pills, the family takes advantage of an unusually mellow, docile Jim by informing him of the kids’ and Andy’s major mishaps, which would normally cause him to burst out in anger.

Jim tries to bond with his son Kyle through sports, but Kyle identifies more with Andy, a fellow sci-fi mind.

Cheryl makes Jim donate time to charity; Jim tries to test Cheryl’s integrity.

Jim and Andy are haunted by ghosts after they get their girls diamonds from the grave.

Jim must stand trial in heaven after he chokes on a shrimp puff.