According to Jim

When Jim finds out that Cheryl has been paying 7 dollars to have the groceries delivered to their house, he insists that he does the shopping himself in order to save money.

Jim is horrified when he sees his son Kyle with a green Packers ball. He tries by all means to change it for a Bears one, but Kyle just can’t let go of the green ball.

Jim wrestles with his conscience after he cheats at a church fundraiser bingo game.

Cheryl says a friend of hers got jewelry for his wife for no reason and Jim says he’s probably cheating on her.

Jim and Cheryl encourage the girls to make a lemonade stand and raise money for their scooters.

Trying to lighten Ruby’s homework load – and therefore look like he’s helping her – Jim tells Ruby’s teacher that Cheryl can’t read.

It’s Halloween and Cheryl is trying to host the party. Dana brings in her newest date, Hank, who carries an awful lot of similarities to Jim.

Gracie and Ruby have nightmares after Jim secretly takes them to see a scary movie.

Jim creates an imaginary friend to avoid going to a couple’s baby shower with Cheryl.

Cheryl drags Jim to a couples cooking class, which turns into a disaster, so she lets Jim pick out the next couples activity – he picks paintball.

Cheryl starts to feel taken for granted as she prepares Thanksgiving dinner.

Cheryl caters to Jim’s every whim to make amends for a big fight they had the night before, which Jim doesn’t remember at all.

Dana admits to Cheryl that she can’t afford to buy Jim a Christmas present, so Cheryl lets Dana put her name on one of the presents she bought for him. Unfortunately she choses the best one.

The Devlins place a bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl, which prompts Jim to put up his house on the market

Dana and Jim both covet their reverend - she for romance, he for the pastor’s prowess at bowling.

Cheryl forbids Jim from throwing his cop friend Danny a bachelor party with beer and strippers. She fears that Danny will show up at his own wedding with a hangover - as Jim did at their wedding.

Cheryl tries to impress her boastful cousin Mindy by posing as the lead singer of Jim’s band – even though she has a terrible voice.

Dana’s first task at the ad agency is to cast the perfect TV family for a Disney cruise commercial. Cheryl and the kids get the job, but Dana’s boss replaces Jim with a handsome actor in the role of "dad."

Jim is upset when he is replaced as the father in a promotional shoot.

Gracie’s recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.

Jim’s sister, Roxanne, shows up on his doorstep, pregnant, and lets Andy believe he’s the father.

Andy resents a wealthy client, but then decides to date her much to Jim’s dismay.

Cheryl ask Jim to use his truck to transport a giant paper-mâché grizzly bear the girls made for "spirit week" to their school – except Jim just lost his truck in an arm wrestling match.

Cheryl promises to take Jim’s opinions seriously when she decides to remodel the bathroom, until Jim insists to include a hideous high-tech stainless steel toilet that actually talks.

Pack rat Cheryl asks Jim to rent a storage unit to house seven years’ worth of the kids’ art projects, but Jim refuses to pay the fee, so he tosses everything out, thinking Cheryl won’t notice.

Thinking it might get Cheryl to let him go on a fishing trip with Andy, Jim makes a "deposit" in the "marriage bank" by agreeing to go to a couples seminar with her.

Jim develops a friendship with Dana’s new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.

Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor’s pool. But soon she gets addicted to the pool herself.

Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he’s unable to admit he didn’t go through with it.