According to Jim

Jim buys a digital camera from one of Dana’s ex-boyfriends, and it comes with stored pictures of the woman he dumped Dana for.

Dana needs to buy a new car and Cheryl offers to go with her, but Jim says chicks are no good buying cars by themselves. Cheryl is determined to prove him wrong.

Cheryl wants to be friends with the couple who just moved in next door, but she has to move fast before other neighbours will tell them about Jim’s nature.

Pizza delivery boy moves in with Jim and Cheryl after his father kicks him out of the house. Jim tries to fix the situation.

Jim asks Cheryl not to intrude his space in the bathroom and in their closet, claiming that she takes up too much space.

Jim is taking the girls to their first Bears game, and Cheryl asks him to be a good role model. At the game, Jim picks a fight with a Packers fan, who was swearing.

Dana gets selected to be on the reality show The Bachelor, but soon Jim has to do something he never thought it would happen - stand up for Dana.

Cheryl drags Jim down to the church for the new reverend’s mass. Jim realizes that the new pastor is the kid he played dodge-ball with back when they were kids and why he could blame Jim for his humiliating nickname.

Cheryl is thrilled when she is offered to be in charge of the girls’ Thanksgiving school play.

Cheryl does the best she can to finish the feud between Jim and a neighbor, so they could go to the neighbors’ Christmas party.

Eddie, a country musician who’s dating Dana, comes between Jim and Andy when he invites them to perform with him at the House of Blues.

Jim takes advantage of a billing error on his credit card and takes Cheryl to an expensive romantic weekend to a fancy hotel.

Jim, pushed by Cheryl, gets involved into love life of his old friend Danny.

Andy agrees to help Danny and Laraine, as Jim and Cheryl conclude that despite all the help they got they still would have met.

Cheryl disapproves of Jim’s latest idea, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus, but he gets support from Andy, who builds the prototype, and Dana, who locates investors.

When Cheryl gets sick on the day of Ruby’s birthday party, Jim is stuck trying to entertain a house full of little girls.

When Jim and Cheryl run into his old girlfriend, Jim worries that Cheryl may find out the truth about his past when she invites the woman to dinner.

Cheryl is mugged at the mall parking lot, but instead of calling the police she chases the guy and tackles him to get her purse back. When she tells Jim what happened, he decides to get two killer German shepherds to guard her.

Cheryl’s upset when a wealthy client, a former high school buddy of Jim’s, makes a pass at her, but it’s Jim’s reaction that she’s upset about.

When Jim vociferously objects to the way Dana gets treated by her boss, he succeeds in getting her fired. Meanwhile, Andy has problems with the plans for his birthday party.

Cheryl has to have dental surgery and asks Jim to stay besides her the whole time because she’s scared of dentists. While Cheryl is sedated, Andy shows up saying he met rock & roll legend Bo Diddley and Jim decides to meet him too, leaving a sedated Cheryl unattended.

Cheryl makes friends with another mom from the girls soccer team. The woman is sweet, yet a bit obnoxious. Jim is annoyed by her presence, but Cheryl insists on him being nice to her.

Pretending to be a man for an online auction, Cheryl discovers that Jim is bidding on memorabilia instead of shopping for a new dryer.

A trained bird flies into Andy’s head in the backyard and Gracie adopts it as her bird pet, Daphne. The bird is driving everyone insane and they all can’t wait to get rid of it, but unfortunately Gracie developed a deep emotional attachment to it.

Dana gets attention from a single father she meets in the park by pretending to be Ruby’s mother. Meanwhile, Cheryl requests that Jim exercise more often - as a special favor to her. When Jim founds out Dana’s secret, he makes a deal with her.

Cheryl is suspicious of her recently widowed mother’s new fiancé, but Jim and Andy think he’s great.

Jim and Andy are going to Vegas on a business trip and ask Dana to join them, since they need an extra help and she happens to be their "rabbit’s foot" on gambling. Cheryl decides to join them and blackmails Jim when he says no at first.

Andy is upset because no one approves or believes in his marriage to Roxanne. Jim goes to talk to her and walks in on her packing to run off with her ex-boyfriend. He tries to stop her, unsuccessfully.