South Park

The new edition of the Tiger Woods PGA Tour series of video games incorporates elements of the alleged physical altercations Woods had with his wife regarding his extramarital affairs, and resembles a fighting game more than a golf simulation, which Cartman, Stan, and Kenny becomes big fans of the game. Meanwhile, scientists at the Center for Disease Control determine that sex addiction is a disease reaching epidemic proportions and Kenny, Kyle, and Butters are diagnosed as sex addicts.

Disillusioned over reading The Catcher in the Rye, the boys write their own novel entitled The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, with the intention of making it the most profane and controversial book ever -- and pin the blame on Butters when anyone who reads the book starts vomiting.

New state laws prohibiting fast food restaurants in low-income neighborhoods result in the closure of all KFC eateries in Colorado, much to the dismay of Cartman, who is addicted to the food and starts a fried chicken cartel to get his fix. Meanwhile, Randy Marsh learns a former KFC outlet has become a medical cannabis dispensary, and he attempts to give himself cancer to get a doctor’s referral for medicinal marijuana, which he succeeds to do.

Kyle adds a third-grader named Kip as a friend on Facebook, who is a loner and doesn’t have any friends on Facebook, but Kyle’s current friends erases themselves from being Kyle’s friends, causing him to face drastic measures. Meanwhile, Stan has a Facebook account created for him against his wishes, and Randy becomes brash towards him for not having already added his family as friends.

Part one of two. Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise again by calling him a "fudge packer" during a field trip. Cruise then recruits 200 other celebrities that have been ridiculed by the town of South Park to bring a class action lawsuit against the town.

Conclusion. It’s a tense situation in South Park as Muhammad has become the pawn in the game to save the town. The Ginger kids are threatening to destroy the city if Stan and Kyle do not hand over the Prophet and the celebrities have met violence with violence by unleashing Mecha Streisand. In the midst of all of this, all anyone really wants to know is, who is Eric Cartman’s father?

The drug addiction of Towelie is growing so overwhelming that the South Park children make attempts to help him. Towelie’s history is shown, using head interviews and on-screen captions (in a parody of "Intervention"), starting with years of drug addiction to marijuana, crystal meth, heroin and crack cocaine as he works at a summer camp for handicapped children. Meanwhile, as Timmy and Jimmy are attending the camp for the summer, a fellow camper plots to kill Jimmy but his attempts backfires due to his dim-witted associate causing havoc and issues, which backfires the plans.

Cartman tries to becomes poor and stupid so he can live his dream as a NASCAR driver, with Butters’ help and angering Kenny.

The town begins a war between New Jersey because obnoxious New Jersey residents visit and annoy the South Park residents. Meanwhile, Kyle is unable to control his actions because Sheila reveals that she is from New Jersey and Cartman criticizes him.

Stan and Mr. Mackey suffer from compulsive hoarding, and a group of experts try to find out the reasons for this, which leads to Stan getting trapped in Mr. Mackey’s dream.

A three-part episode. Part one of three. The Coon now leads an entire team of crime-fighters, which includes Mysterion, Toolshed, Iron Maiden, Tupperware, Mosquito, Mintberry Crunch and Human Kite, although Cartman is intent on taking all the glory. A fire breaks out in a local apartment building, and Cartman gets his mother to drive them over. Before they can take any action, though, Captain Hindsight, a renowned hero, arrives at the burning hotel, to a standing ovation, although all he does is tell them of safety measures that should have been taken, and then leaves. People are thereafter all relieved and promptly abandon the burning building, leaving fourteen people remaining in the apartment to burn to death. In the aftermath, Cartman concludes that they will need to get Captain Hindsight to join them in order to regain what he believes to be their "former glory".

Part two of three. Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.

Conclusion. Part three of three. Coon and Friends find themselves at the mercy of Cartman who now has the dark lord, Cthulhu, doing his bidding. Kenny wrestles with the curse of his super power through his alter ego, Mysterion.

Randy becomes obsessed with food thanks to the Food Network. Because of this, his family suffers negative consequences. Meanwhile, Sharon orders a Shake Weight, and the boys try to stop Randy (and a slew of celebrity chefs) from overrunning the cafeteria.